The official Handsome Nxgga Problems thread - all brehs and brehettes welcome

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Getting lectured by your mom on how she thought about her kids looks when she married my dad and how I clearly wasn't doing the same when I brought a girl home . She told me she don't want ugly grandkids

you too?

Just last week, my mom was telling me I don't have good taste in women....

I was like, cause all I deal with are big booty big breasted yellow women

my mom says they're "fat"...

I'm like they're not fat, they're THICK.

 

[Music Fiend]

I have a harder time with women because im handsome.

Women are never direct and most of the time even say the opposite of what they want in hopes to throw you off. I'll be with a chick and she'll act like im in the friend zone but then ask for thingsa chick whos interested. "Boy I don't have a thing for you. Introduce me to your friends, I need to find my husband, hey best friend" to "So when are you gonna come visit my in college for the weekend, passive aggressive comments anout chicks I'm seeing, instead of compliments you get inecure jokes like damn, your jeans are tighter than my jeans."

The male hoe assumptions.

Have to pick up on signals or else women get mad.

Overall in general, the more attractive I become, the less direct women are and the less positive things I hear from em. Just more attention.

 

[RealAssanova]

Lemme get this body right, and i mean and its game over for these hoes

 

[Bless't]

I have a harder time with women because im handsome.

Women are never direct and most of the time even say the opposite of what they want in hopes to throw you off. I'll be with a chick and she'll act like im in the friend zone but then ask for thingsa chick whos interested. "Boy I don't have a thing for you. Introduce me to your friends, I need to find my husband, hey best friend" to "So when are you gonna come visit my in college for the weekend, passive aggressive comments anout chicks I'm seeing, instead of compliments you get inecure jokes like damn, your jeans are tighter than my jeans."

The male hoe assumptions.

Have to pick up on signals or else women get mad.

Overall in general, the more attractive I become, the less direct women are and the less positive things I hear from em. Just more attention.

Dear lord, I concur with everything you just typed. Women think you're just a man whore and/or are too insecure themselves to find out what potentially could come from interacting with you. And dont even have a sense of style or you'll be relegated to "He's probably gay." smmfh.

 

[Hijo de luna]

I got catcalled by a car full of young hood chicks on my way out of the gym. They hit a U in the parking lot with the windows down looking like. That shyt was uncomfortable as fukk. Females don't approach me, I guess I'm not on that level, they look and smile. Women aren't that forward in the south. I'm so used to coworkers saying slick shyt that it doesn't even phase me anymore. One time all the coworkers hit a bar for drinks and this older white chick in our sales dept said some alcohol induced shyt to me. She hasn't made eye contact with me in over two years.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

A #1 handsome nikka problem I have, is y'all are conceited as fukk, and your simple asses always needs attention, and want someone to stroke your damn ego. Y'all don't have no type of real life problems like black women do whether we are pretty or ugly. Y'all just want something to complain. Shut the fukk up, and enjoy being pretty,& stop being so damn conceited, a$$holes.

P.S. this is one of the many reasons, I will be more than happy to become a spinster with my hundreds cats

#youoksis?

 

[Xerces]

One time this girl , Who was interested in me. I told her flat out I just wanted to be cool and hang from time to time ... didn't lead her on told her straight up that a relationship was out of the question ( didn't like her personal situation) she was like Cool! We went bowling one time! next day at work I noticed she was acting strange and kind of grumpy towards me and I go up offer her some kind words and everything. Later on She texts me and was like I have to apologize I heard some things about you and got upset. I'm like I told you I wanted to be friends in the first place! why are you getting upset?

 

[ellessij]

I won't even lie, I have turned down men before because they were too goodloooking. I've literally said "No thanks, you're trouble" just because they're attractive and I assume they're a player.

 

[RealAssanova]

I have a harder time with women because im handsome.

Women are never direct and most of the time even say the opposite of what they want in hopes to throw you off. I'll be with a chick and she'll act like im in the friend zone but then ask for thingsa chick whos interested. "Boy I don't have a thing for you. Introduce me to your friends, I need to find my husband, hey best friend" to "So when are you gonna come visit my in college for the weekend, passive aggressive comments anout chicks I'm seeing, instead of compliments you get inecure jokes like damn, your jeans are tighter than my jeans."

The male hoe assumptions.

Have to pick up on signals or else women get mad.

Overall in general, the more attractive I become, the less direct women are and the less positive things I hear from em. Just more attention.

This shyt right here. This shytttt Women act wayyy weirder when you good looking. And i also feel that if your game doesn't match your looks, they get repulsed. Like if you a good lookin, swagged out nikka...you almost always have to be a player and confident and cannot be awkward cuz the slightest whiff of insecurity they get from you...and its a wrap.

 

[Big Boda]

I learned one thing about this handsome stuff though. Whether you think you're fine or not don't matter. Some females decide that you look good and make sure you know they think you're handsome. White girls smile in my face but I feel especially good when the Sistas show interest. Especially the older professional black women. Some of them only show interest when they see strong and stable looking men so its a big compliment when they get to choosing. Especially with all this fake 'nikkas aint shxt' and 'black men vs black women' propaganda I feel like my community still checks for me.

 

[Xerces]

I won't even lie, I have turned down men before because they were too goodloooking. I've literally said "No thanks, you're trouble" just because they're attractive and I assume they're a player.

What makes you think they are trouble?

 

[The Mad Titan]

I won't even lie, I have turned down men before because they were too goodloooking. I've literally said "No thanks, you're trouble" just because they're attractive and I assume they're a player.

wait I didn't......

 

[iBrowse]

Very ....

I thought my eyebrows would be a problem and now I'm confident. :totheeastside:

 

[The Mad Titan]

I posted my pic on the men of the coli reveal yourself the other day and got two daps :totheeastside:

I know the feeling brother

 

[aboss4real24]

ugly nikkas gotta eat to