The Varnell Hill Episode(s) of Martin > The entire Seinfeld Series

[2stainz]

Varnell: "We own half the county"
Martin: "So whatever's in the county, all that is you huh?"

 

[Poitier]

2 different type of shows

 

[KingBeez]

Do we have a top 10 Martin episodes list on the Coli? If not, I might have to start one up, then do the same for other shyt like fresh prince, wayans, married w/ children, mr. Cooper, etc

 

[JLova]

 

[Sauce Dab]

Man I swear I wouldn't be able to keep it together if I was on set when Varnell started singing

That kills me every damn time

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Can't disagree here

This was an adlib goldmine in those two episodes.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

That whole scene when Martin was OD'ing on laughing at Varnell's corny ass jokes can brighten my darkest days. They don't make comedy like that anymore.

 

[Thegospel]

2 different type of shows

Yea you gotta compare Martin to wayans bros and Seinfeld to always sunny.

 

[Cool Dr. Money]

"Uh Latifah parties right here"
"Fry it, dye it, lay it to the side, red beans and gravy, I ain't too lazy"
SNOOKY!, DO WORK!"
"You know what man!, you have been a thorn in my ass!"
"Kiss the pretty ladies and then sign some autographs"

 

[Lord Scion]

When Tommy went off on those Hollywood types in the green room

"AND YOU!!! YOU NEED JESUS!!!!"

 

[sfgiants]

cosign. seinfeld

no joke i used that "pomegranate wine" line on a girl once and she was like

inside im like bytch thats varnell

 

[ZoeGod]

He deserved his own show for real in the 90s. Why didn't he get his own 90s black sitcom? The Tommy Davidson spunts about right. It would take place in Miami. It would follow Tommy and his 3 other friends as single men in the 305. He works in a nighclub as a bartender. However his lil bro moves in played by Wesley Jonathan from city guys. He would be in dumb situations with his dumb hispanic friend. Kinda like Romeo and Bullethead. For Tommy he would get into dumb shyt himself from his friends. His three friends would be Tracy Morgan who would play as the slow dumb nikka. Then there would the smart cornball nikka who isn't having luck with the ladies. That would be played by Kelly Perine you remember him from one on one. He played as Flex Washingtons main homey. Then there would be the scheming brother coming up with dumb scams and shyt to make some bread. That would be played by Tony Rock. The main love interest for Tommy would be his coworker a fine shorty played by Maia Campbell from In the house. Tommy would be the one chasing but she will give in. Her home girls will be the typical fat one,light skin one and the ratchet one.

. Hmm sounds like it would last 6 seasons in UPN. I might need a time machine to sell this to a production company in 1996 to make some bread.

 

[Piffery]

I haven't watched enough Seinfeld to comment but you're definitely trying to make a racial division where there is none

Anyways the episode where Gina becomes Martin's radio cohost is hilarious

 

[ZoeGod]

I never seen an episode of Seinfeld or Friends. I grew up on UPN.

 

[Travellin' Man]

goat martin episode but you know what's ironic, i was just bout to make a thread sayin' seinfield is the goat show

but i love this varnell episode. easily my favorite martin episode so many classic moments and lines