There ain't no such thing as male "friends"

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My muthafukkin self
And both of you sound like pieces of shyt.

And you sound like a hoe calling them out like that, disrespectful as fukk


I disagree...

I have a male friend I've known for over 20yrs.... he knew me when I was snot nosed....
Nothing more than friends.... ever..... I call or text when I need advice or need to vent about dudes...
I love him like my brother....

Unless he is gay, family member or isn't attracted to you at all and friendzoned you, throw him some and guaranteed he will catch that shyt one handed at 3 in the morning with him gotta be at work 2 hours from then
 

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I disagree...

I have a male friend I've known for over 20yrs.... he knew me when I was snot nosed....
Nothing more than friends.... ever..... I call or text when I need advice or need to vent about dudes...
I love him like my brother....

Text him "I'm horny...come over" and see how quickly that 20yr friendship goes out the window lol
 

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I disagree...

I have a male friend I've known for over 20yrs.... he knew me when I was snot nosed....
Nothing more than friends.... ever..... I call or text when I need advice or need to vent about dudes...
I love him like my brother....
Pop that thang open for em and I bet he smashin with no 2nd thoughts.
 

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Unless he is gay, family member or isn't attracted to you at all and friendzoned you, throw him some and guaranteed he will catch that shyt one handed at 3 in the morning with him gotta be at work 2 hours from then
He's not gay... 6'5 220 (used to play basketball overseas) he's a lady slayer.......Of course he friendzoned me... we are friends....

Text him "I'm horny...come over" and see how quickly that 20yr friendship goes out the window lol
He lives out of state... and back when I was in college (he visited) I only had one bed (queen size)... he slept in it with me... nbd...

Pop that thang open for em and I bet he smashin with no 2nd thoughts.
And no... he is a great dude... and a great friend....he would never do that
 

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Sometimes I hate living on this planet because people keep declaring what can and cannot be for other people.

If they weren't really friends, if he was only sticking around for sex, fine.

But what if they actually *were*? All kidding aside, what if that happened? They'd be questioning the authenticity of their genuine friendship because of all this bullshyt. You don't think in all of human history there weren't women and men who were friends with each other for life? Lived and died being platonic friends?

I guess you can't know for sure until it's all over. But let the outcome prove what it always was, don't let the stereotypes obscure what it really is.

Life is more complex than the one-dimensional characters running around in your heads, to make statements like this is to stereotype all of fukking humanity. You don't know 7 billion+ people, even from everything you ever watched and read.
 
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