There ain't no such thing as male "friends"

[ORDER_66]

There's only a few of my female friends. I DONT WANT TO fukk... but the rest when they're not looking... im thinking of a few things.... but that's how alot of guys are... If given the chance within secrecy I want to fukk them hard and deep and nut all in the ass.... but that's me...

 

[MikelArteta]

Female friends

Girls you have smashed and want to smash again

Girls you haven't smashed yet and hope you can one day.

Anytime a "female" friend gets in a relationsjop watch how fast your friendship erodes

 

[Tako]

I smashed all my female friends

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I think men can be friends with women. Obviously, you can tell by this thread that all men can't. But there are men out there who value the friendship of woman. They are the only ones worth befriending anyway.

 

[Dwolf]

He's not gay... 6'5 220 (used to play basketball overseas) he's a lady slayer.......Of course he friendzoned me... we are friends....


He lives out of state... and back when I was in college (he visited) I only had one bed (queen size)... he slept in it with me... nbd...


And no... he is a great dude... and a great friend....he would never do that

Well that explains a lil.

 

[ORDER_66]

He's not gay... 6'5 220 (used to play basketball overseas) he's a lady slayer.......Of course he friendzoned me... we are friends....

Is it because you are ugly or have no ass????

 

[ShaneTheRogue]

Wanting to fukk someone and wanting to be someone's friend isn't mutually exclusive. If it is then why are fukk buddies called "buddies?"


If you have a woman that you have a casual sexual relationship with that you kick it with...then the broad is your friend.

"But if she stopped fukking me, or if I got tired of fukking her I'd throw her in the bushes" someone may reply.


To which I would respond. "So?"


All relationships are based on a figurative contract. There are certain factors both parties must adhere to in order to keep the relationship viable. Thus, just because you fukk with someone because they well fukk you doesn't mean you aren't friends. Albeit very situational and shallow friends.


So why would sexual desire forfeit friendship?

Now i'm not trying to suggest it's a healthy or wise relationship. But it is still a relationship.

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Wanting to fukk someone and wanting to be someone's friend isn't mutually exclusive. If it is then why are fukk buddies called "buddies?"


If you have a woman that you have a casual sexual relationship with that you kick it with...then the broad is your friend..

Yeah. A friend with benefits / fukk buddies, ssme thing. That's what got alot of us by in high school and college

If we're talking about friends or homies in the classcal sense, then "friends" doesn't apply if attraction is anywhere in the equation

 

[Colicat]

Well that explains a lil.

Glad it helped

Is it because you are ugly or have no ass????

I am definitely not his type... he likes Spanish girls.....
And I don't have an ass...not that it matters....
We have known each other since we were toddlers... neither one of us are looking at either in that way...

 

[ShaneTheRogue]

Yeah. A friend with benefits / fukk buddies, ssme thing. That's what got alot of us by in high school and college

If we're talking about friends or homies in the classcal sense, then "friends" doesn't apply if attraction is anywhere in the equation

Why not?

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Agreed. My female friends are around me based on attractiveness. 1 or 2 i know i cant fvck because they got husbands/kids and i dont wanna be a busta, but i have no use for female friends. true talk.

 

[Gains]

I disagree...

I have a male friend I've known for over 20yrs.... he knew me when I was snot nosed....
Nothing more than friends.... ever..... I call or text when I need advice or need to vent about dudes...
I love him like my brother....

us men cant take the chance

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Why not?

Because, given the right circumstances, she'll get that thang beat up and fall into the first category..... and the first category doesn't stand the test of time for obvious reasons

 

[Colicat]

us men cant take the chance

Can't take the chance on what? Being in a relationship with a girl who has a male friend? Sounds like insecurity to me...

My friend and I live in completely opposite corners of the country... text every other month or so to check in.... and only see each other once a year, if that much (and its usually in a group of friends reuniting)...

none of that should interfere with any relationship....

 

[ShaneTheRogue]

Because, given the right circumstances, she'll get that thang beat up and fall into the first category..... and the first category doesn't stand the test of time for obvious reasons

A lot of friendships don't stand the test of time.