Things women say that let you know you never getting a piece of dat azz

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"You can eat me out" :comeon:



A chick hit me with that before....

we chilling dranking, smoking,...i go to put the moves on her she says...."i really dont feel like all that now, (pause)........(sigh)but u can gimme some head if u want"

the bytch was BADDDDDD too....pretty, lil thug/street chick....I didnt do it, i was a youngin then...i got home like "damnnn i shouldve did it"

anyway....she a heroine head now...last time i saw her she was a stone cold junkie
 

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When it comes to women, you gotta lean towards convos that allow you to talk shyt to them and make them question themselves...In a joking way...Then you hit them over the head with a real convo

The key is to stand out.....

Act like your talking to a pitbull....

If you see they acting uptight, call them out on it but the key is to keep it funny....

Its only a matter of time from there..
 

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A chick hit me with that before....

we chilling dranking, smoking,...i go to put the moves on her she says...."i really dont feel like all that now, (pause)........(sigh)but u can gimme some head if u want"

the bytch was BADDDDDD too....pretty, lil thug/street chick....I didnt do it, i was a youngin then...i got home like "damnnn i shouldve did it"

anyway....she a heroine head now...last time i saw her she was a stone cold junkie

Never eat p*ssy and go home, breh
Chick just views your face as a toilet seat :beli:
That shyt is disrespectful
 

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A chick hit me with that before....

we chilling dranking, smoking,...i go to put the moves on her she says...."i really dont feel like all that now, (pause)........(sigh)but u can gimme some head if u want"

the bytch was BADDDDDD too....pretty, lil thug/street chick....I didnt do it, i was a youngin then...i got home like "damnnn i shouldve did it"

anyway....she a heroine head now...last time i saw her she was a stone cold junkie

Knowing me, I would have went for it and possibly took a L after trying to see if I could hit it...:upsetfavre:
 

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A chick hit me with that before....

we chilling dranking, smoking,...i go to put the moves on her she says...."i really dont feel like all that now, (pause)........(sigh)but u can gimme some head if u want"

the bytch was BADDDDDD too....pretty, lil thug/street chick....I didnt do it, i was a youngin then...i got home like "damnnn i shouldve did it"

anyway....she a heroine head now...last time i saw her she was a stone cold junkie

Chick pulled that shyt on my cuz,....he ate it, then she was like "You gotta go, dorm hours are almost over"..:mjlol:
 

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I know, I know..
I dont even know where to begin, but Ive never revealed that ether to someone in person before even when dudes are talking about getting done worse. My pride and shame just wouldnt let me. I like to pretend it never happened. With women, Im either the man or the lame, no in between.
My only consolation was when the friendzone was done and I was gone, she fell pregnant by some dude and had twins in May.
But, you live and you learn breh..:manny:
 

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I know, I know..
I dont even know where to begin, but Ive never revealed that ether to someone in person before even when dudes are talking about getting done worse. My pride and shame just wouldnt let me. I like to pretend it never happened. With women, Im either the man or the lame, no in between.
My only consolation was when the friendzone was done and I was gone, she fell pregnant by some dude and had twins in May.
But, you live and you learn breh..:manny:

:obama: Pass the knowledge on to the youth too
 

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Depending on how phenominal of an eater you are not every girl will be foolish to leave said person in the friendzone. That's grounds for :whoo: :shaq: '...so what u doin next weekend...' I wont leave him friend zoned.

Eating a good p*ssy will always keep a dude in a female's rotation...

Even if his dikk game is wack:manny:
 

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