Things women say that let you know you never getting a piece of dat azz

[Silver Surfer]

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"you can sleep in my bed, we can play cards all night!"

if you sleep in her bed that means you have a chance at that ass

 

[Cat piss martini]

alien concept.

 

[Shameonyou]

"I o


if you sleep in her bed that means you have a chance at that ass

true....but if she wanted to give you the ass she wouldnt be thinking about playing cards
































unless its strip poker

 

[The Mad Titan]

When I say this to a guy, it means I'm interested in having sex with him

That's why I love talking to you

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

"why can't i find a man as good as you"

 

[#1 pick]

the fukk was she doing at your place if she feared getting exposed and thought you were lame?

Simple. She assumed nothing was going to happen.

This is simple. i never should have came out to her job. Major mistake. Tell her to meet me at my place or I pick her up and take her to my place. If you are talking to someone on a sex tip and they are talking primarily about sex, you can't change the trajectory as they just want dikk from you anyway. So that lost was really my lost. Now, if you want to call her out, fine but this is what she did.

She seen me just for sex. Once the allure ended, she wanted nothing to do with me as it was purely sex. Now here's the trick, you can get a chick who's not feeling you to feel you but it's hard to turn a chick who was feeling you to feel you again. That's difficult.

If you are talking to a chick about sex and sex only. Ya'll should NEVER meet outside of the bedroom when interactions. No reason whatsoever.

 

[RiffRaff]

The classic "you remind me of my brother"

I thank god, I have never received this line.

 

[The Mad Titan]

Simple. She assumed nothing was going to happen.

This is simple. i never should have came out to her job. Major mistake. Tell her to meet me at my place or I pick her up and take her to my place. If you are talking to someone on a sex tip and they are talking primarily about sex, you can't change the trajectory as they just want dikk from you anyway. So that lost was really my lost. Now, if you want to call her out, fine but this is what she did.

She seen me just for sex. Once the allure ended, she wanted nothing to do with me as it was purely sex. Now here's the trick, you can get a chick who's not feeling you to feel you but it's hard to turn a chick who was feeling you to feel you again. That's difficult.

If you are talking to a chick about sex and sex only. Ya'll should NEVER meet outside of the bedroom when interactions. No reason whatsoever.

The REALEST talk

 

[UpAndComing]

I still got the box when chicks told me that.

I got the box with chicks telling me "Awwww you're so sweet", "You're really nice", "Such a sweetheart"

fukk those myths

 

[UpAndComing]

I remember a broad ethered my whole life with that friendship bullshyt
There was a chick I had been trying to smash since like 5th grade and we was in like the 10th grade at the time. We on the school bus and I overhear her telling another chick about how she would always have me as a friend

A part of me died that day brehs, I realized it was time to stop fighting this insanity believing she would eventually cave in one day and we would be more than friends. And also she was dead wrong about me always being her friend cause I'm pretty sure after I heard that shyt on the bus I never talked to her again a day in my life.

You ignored a girl who didn't want to have sex with you anyways. You showed her

 

[UpAndComing]

"You're a nice guy, you'll make a great husband and father one day"
That's what this girl in 9th grade told me.

Meaning she ain't shyt and saved you from an STD

 

[UpAndComing]

Hilarious thread

Whats good NY brethren
What part of Brooklyn you from?

 

[onelastdeath]

Whats good NY brethren
What part of Brooklyn you from?

Bed Stuy originally, I live in Park Slope Now

 

[*L*E*G*A*C*Y*]

Powerful thread.

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

Your such a good friend.

Any girl would be lucky to have you.

After asking for her number, she says, "why don't you give me your number?"

got damnit

fukk my life