Things women say that let you know you never getting a piece of dat azz

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Her: aint you still talking to ________
Me: :skressedout:

Her: why you always tryna move so fast, i only known you a couple months
Me: :skressedout:

the most potent ether that I have received came from one of my bytches who held a nikka down in dire times

Her: I need to talk to you
Me: Whats good? you aint preggo is you?
Her: No, this dude i was sleeping with gave me something
Me: you aint dying is you? :mama:
Her: No its the herp
Me: damn sorry to hear that ma
Internal voice me: RIP to that p*ssy :skressedout: cross that hoe off the fukk list :datsallfolks:

 

[#1 pick]

I got this one female's number after I sent her a DM on instagram. After about a month it deadass took her about 7 hours to text back. A day went from full conversations to like two messages that quick.

Yeah once a text take a lot time, it's a wrap. You fukked up. Listen in-between to women. When they say shyt like I used to be fast, that's not a used to statement, that's a sign. Sometimes ya'll nikkas talk to much. Like ya'll tell the hoes, play your position. nikkas trying to be the catcher and the pitcher for these women.

 

[havoc]

I always wonder why my friend was so mad at me when he used to get this question. I never knew that it was just something chicks asked nikkas that weren't interested in. Damn seems to make all the sense why he didn't want me to go to college with him. We were best friends

I always wonder why my friend was so mad at me when he used to get this question. I never knew that it was just something chicks asked nikkas that weren't interested in. Damn seems to make all the sense why he didn't want me to go to college with him. We were best friends too.

Some women are bold will ask a nikka this stupid question without giving a fukk. I'm not going to lie, my feelings was hurt, and I never told my friend about it. It was too embarassing

 

[#1 pick]

My homie used to tell me like months down the line like, she asked me if you were interested. I said no, you aren't his type. In my mind, I was like, why didn't you let me decide beforehand.

Women are bold when they really feening a dude.

 

[Rich Spirit]

"I can make myself cum"

 

[Ronnie Lott]

As a man who part of the ugly crew, I've heard it all brehs,

"Hey, can I ask you an advice about a guy that I really like?"
"I'm sorry. I only see you as family."
"So, what's up with your friend? He is fine. Is he single?"
"I don't know. We'll see."
"What's up buddy?"
"You are not my type."
"Look , I've been really busy trying to get my life together. I don't have any time to date." A coworker had told me this shyt, and few months later, she got knocked up.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

I've heard broads say "I don't date people I work with"

 

[PabloEscobar]

A chick hit me with that before....

we chilling dranking, smoking,...i go to put the moves on her she says...."i really dont feel like all that now, (pause)........(sigh)but u can gimme some head if u want"

the bytch was BADDDDDD too....pretty, lil thug/street chick....I didnt do it, i was a youngin then...i got home like "damnnn i shouldve did it"

anyway....she a heroine head now...last time i saw her she was a stone cold junkie

did this nikka just say he should've ate out a future heroin addict?

 

[360dagod]

explain breh

Sometimes broads do this to measure where your interest is with them....the crazy thing is if you actually give them Interest, they may start playing games..call her bluff and let her hook you up with the female...when she says she will do it, give her a nice kiss on the cheek...

 

[MidwestD]

The classic "you remind me of my brother"

friend zone level hunnid, thousand, trillion :sadpau:

 

[Food Mane]

"Im in a relationship"...even though yall drinking and smoking on your couch and its 10:30pm on a Monday night

In my experience that's more her talking to herself. Stay persistent when you hear that in those circumstances, breh

 

[newworldafro]

"You're so nice ........ to be helping everyone out" .. with those big brown Bambi eyes..

Context: is a stats class, everybody is in the computer lab a few nights before the final assignment is due.... I was lost earlier in the semester, but checked some youtube videos to explain shiit to me, so now I'm like Superman Tutor, helping everyone understand their final projects ..including her Louisiana accented, brown skin, tight bodied, always wearing sweat pants, single milf azz ............I asked if she wanted to hang out a semester before, and she straight cold shouldered me...so I just I grabbed my balls and focused on other shiit

When she hit me with that shiit..and I knew it was extra

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

"I have a boyfriend" later dances with another guy

 

[shutterguy]

I've heard broads say "I don't date people I work with"

Depends on the female, I have dated some co-workers........as long as yall keep it 100 at work (distance helps), should be no issues.

 

[shutterguy]

Her: aint you still talking to ________
Me: :skressedout:

Her: why you always tryna move so fast, i only known you a couple months
Me: :skressedout:

the most potent ether that I have received came from one of my bytches who held a nikka down in dire times

Her: I need to talk to you
Me: Whats good? you aint preggo is you?
Her: No, this dude i was sleeping with gave me something
Me: you aint dying is you? :mama:
Her: No its the herp
Me: damn sorry to hear that ma
Internal voice me: RIP to that p*ssy :skressedout: cross that hoe off the fukk list :datsallfolks: