Things women say that let you know you never getting a piece of dat azz

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Sometimes broads do this to measure where your interest is with them....the crazy thing is if you actually give them Interest, they may start playing games..call her bluff and let her hook you up with the female...when she says she will do it, give her a nice kiss on the cheek...

I actually did this..not to measure interest, but to just get him back to dating Black women...:beli: [nikka loves spanish broads] .Many of my single girlfriends were straight up like "girl why haven't you gotten some [he's above average handsome], if he really is a good guy why aren't you dating him? :shaq2:...they refused to believe that we could and are just friends..

Part of that is because growing up (we've been friends 20+) he's smashed the homies (a couple of them)... and that is just a pride thing for me... what I look like getting my friends leftovers?

Moral of the story is he was friendzoned from jump ... him getting girls or with my friends doesn't make me bat an eye...
 

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there was a girl i used to be madly in love with. waited too long to tell her tho. she hit me with the "but i think of u as a brother"

i could hear the glass shatter :wow:
 

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"You know you'd be perfect for my friend"












Receives picture of friend:
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Broads nickname probably Goldiethots :russ: :dead:
 

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How would my coli brehs react to this? I lost my virginity to the girl so I guess never getting a piece of dat azz is irrelevant in this case, but I want your thoughts anyway. Been sitting on this for over a month and don't know how to approach it. Some thing are edited out for privacy reasons, but nothing was added, and before anyone asks, yes I do feel similarly about her but fear getting hurt, no she didn't cheat on me and no @innocentdevil did not write this :comeon:

" i hate this. i honestly truly hate this. i hate that it's been two years and we haven't spoken. i hate that iv'e taken so very excruciatingly long to respond to your letter. i hate that almost every minute i'm thinking of you. i hate that i can't laugh about all the things i know only you and i will find so hilarious while everyone else would be lost on our little inside jokes. i hate that know one will ever understand me like you do. most of all, i hate myself because this is all entirely one hundred percent my fault.

Do you ever feel like there is that one person who you can easily connect with and you just know in your heart you will never meet another person like that again? Someone you can share your fears with, have endless conversations, find humor in almost anything? You are that person for me. Hell, you've been that person for me since 2003. Most of my happy moments in my life have been shared with you. Every time i try to explain to my friends about "that kid i always talk about, Versa" it just doesn't do it any justice. Simply because what we share just cannot be put into words. Most of the times i can't even define it.

Knowing how badly i hurt....knowing the pain you have been in and knowing i caused it has made me....in lack of a better word, sick. Sick and disgusted and angry and ashamed and sad and annoyed....i can really go on and on. How could i screw up this badly? All of our history, our chemistry, our classic "Me and Versa's" i've wrapped up and ignored all out of fear. fear that our bond was never going to be the same. truth is Versa i've secretly been miserable. Setting all dramatic undertones aside, my life HAS NOT been the same without you. you have left a void that i've finally come to accept that no one will ever fill. Simply because there is no other you. God truly broke the mold, huh? I can't tell you all the moments that went by that brought my mind straight to you. Just thinking about how we would dissect and break down each one of these topics until we are blue in the face makes me miss you so fukkin much. each day i've missed you so terribly.

it's just not the same without you Versa. it's like i've had to fake it for so long. most of the time i'm just annoyed because i yearn and crave for intellectual conversation and it's just not the same. no one gets it like you. no one understands my jokes/humor like you. no one makes me laugh like you do. no one is thoughtful and understanding like you. no one is amazing like you are.....it's sooooo FRUSTRATING. i can't go on anymore. remember when i told you that you were like my air? it's like my back up supply of oxygen is running dangerously thin. i literally am not myself. there have been a lot of moments when i just sit and cry because i miss you so much and knowing how screwed up shyt between us got because i was so selfish. i can't apologize enough. you deserve so much more. but i can't just let it be. the ballad of Versa and Me....is this really the ending we get? I can't have it so. i'll do anything to have you in my life again. never have i felt so strongly about someone besides my family. i'm never going to have this bond with anyone - boyfriends, friends, etc.

i don't care what kind of Versa i get whether it be platonic Versa, romantic Versa, sexual Versa I don't know...but right now i NEED some of u at least. i know that sounds so incredibly selfish. but right now in this situation i feel like being a little selfish. Can you handle that? Why is this so hard? it's simple....i love you."
 
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