Things women say that let you know you never getting a piece of dat azz

[mamba]

does this bytch have a doo rag under her hair hat?

Definition of a hair hat for brehettes, breh.

 

[The Maverick]

"Can you take me to the clinic?"

 

[Perpetual Beast]

NO NO NO!!!! Pleaseeeeee pleaseeeeee stop *soft whimpering* Ahhhhhhhhh!!!! HELP !!!! HELP!!!! Stop!! Please!!! Noooooooo!!!!

 

[iBrowse]

does this bytch have a doo rag under her hair hat?

:fukusay:

 

[BocaRear]

"I'm not that kind of girl" , she lying

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

"I'm not that kind of girl" , she lying

That and "I don't usually do this" are among the biggest lies they tell

 

[Silver Surfer]

I cant stay long

 

[Danny Up]

After asking for her number, she says, "why don't you give me your number?"

Nah, that just means she don't want you calling her cuz she live wit her nikka. She gon call u from her girl phone or from work. Yall gon meet up and fukk.

 

[Marco Zen]

If a woman tells u this, its pretty much a wrap. Women MAKE time for things and people they feel are important. Important people get that ass. You aint one of them.

Lol breh. I got one chik I'm working on right now. After the first few texts I sent I hit her with "so when we gettin together to chill." Her: "idk I guess when you have time off work." I'm thinking to myself that means there's at least a chance

If she hadve said "idk I have alotta stuff to do" I would've been

 

[Willie]

"I'm a dyke"

 

[Shameonyou]

"Jesus is my man"

 

[Fat Kevin]

"you're my teddy bear!"

 

[nalej]

When the text replies take an half hour to come back.

 

[Shameonyou]

When the text replies take an half hour to come back.

hits home

 

[Silver Surfer]

When the text replies take an half hour to come back.

thats subjective...if you absolutely know her schedule then yeah...