Things women say that let you know you never getting a piece of dat azz

[stepbackj34spud]

Hilarious thread

 

[Silver Surfer]

"Im in a relationship"...even though yall drinking and smoking on your couch and its 10:30pm on a Monday night

 

[Falcons258]

@BocaRear gets no buns cause he's part of #uglyteam

 

[AquaCityBoy]

I'm a good person!!

 

[shutterguy]

When the text replies take an half hour to come back.

This is a pain in the ass, you already know that deal if she is the type that is glued to her phone.

thats subjective...if you absolutely know her schedule then yeah...

I can understand in some cases, especially if they in a work environment that don't allow phone use cept for breaks and lunches.

 

[Silver Surfer]

"i dont want to be penetrated"

 

[shutterguy]

"I'm not ready for that yet" but on the flipside build me up with the stripper type behavior only to make me wait or wonder if I'm going to get it at all

 

[Shameonyou]

"OMG you look just like my mom"

 

[Biscut]

" I don't want things to be weird between us"

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

"Uh un, put that back inside your pants niqqa!"

Me:



A while later....

Bottom line is, with enough time 8 out of 10 women are doable.

 

[Majestic Pape]

NO NO NO!!!! Pleaseeeeee pleaseeeeee stop *soft whimpering* Ahhhhhhhhh!!!! HELP !!!! HELP!!!! Stop!! Please!!! Noooooooo!!!!

Sounds like in that scenario you ARE getting some.

 

[Perpetual Beast]

Sounds like in that scenario you ARE getting some.

Exactly...the thread title was a trick question.... with a little persistence you can do anything


Snow datttt

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

YOU'RE LIKE MY BIG BROTHER...










































YOU fukkED YOUR BROTHER?

 

[Killer Instinct]

 

[Shameonyou]

"Uh un, put that back inside your pants niqqa!"

Me:



A while later....

Bottom line is, with enough time 8 out of 10 women are doable.

who is she and what is this from?