Arabial Knight
Rolo Tomassi
"You know you'd be perfect for my friend"
Oh Lawdy !
Receives picture of friend:
Things women say that let you know you never getting a piece of dat azz
- Thread starter Shameonyou
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does this bytch have a doo rag under her hair hat?
I'd really like to keep that mystery unsolved please.
UserNameless
Veteran
YOU'RE LIKE MY BIG BROTHER...
YOU fukkED YOUR BROTHER?
If you fukkin' with a chick heavy and she call a nicca her "brother" 8 outta 10...
Jone2three45
Superstar
We are friends.
You should talk to one of my friends.
I miss talking to you.
If you hear any of those...throw her in the bushes immediately.
You should talk to one of my friends.
I miss talking to you.
If you hear any of those...throw her in the bushes immediately.
Jone2three45
Superstar
I remember a broad ethered my whole life with that friendship bullshyt
There was a chick I had been trying to smash since like 5th grade and we was in like the 10th grade at the time. We on the school bus and I overhear her telling another chick about how she would always have me as a friend
A part of me died that day brehs, I realized it was time to stop fighting this insanity believing she would eventually cave in one day and we would be more than friends. And also she was dead wrong about me always being her friend cause I'm pretty sure after I heard that shyt on the bus I never talked to her again a day in my life.
"Is your [insert random homebody] single?"
"I'm just not ready to see anyone right now."
"My random ugly ass friend thinks your cute."
The bolded is the ultimate door slam. You wanna be like "fukk that nikka and his relationship status, this about us!"
Fckumeen
Superstar
"What you looking at..damn"
Avoids eye contact
She tryna pawn you off on someone else
She needs some "me" time
Avoids eye contact
She tryna pawn you off on someone else
She needs some "me" time
PullOutGawd
Boosie the GOAT
"Stop, we cousins"
This to you Coli Savages that said they'd hit they 2nd + cousins
Some even said 1st cousin
This to you Coli Savages that said they'd hit they 2nd + cousins
Some even said 1st cousin
Shameonyou
All Star
"Hey Bestie" 
Taadow
The StarchBishop™️
CRACKIN' UP, B.
I was at this house party a couple weeks ago choppin' it up with a couple brizzoads.
At about 11:30 one of 'em says to the other one "don't you gotta go home?"
She says "he don't be trippin' like that - we don't be checkin' up on each other..."
Couple days ago, I heard she was gettin' seperated. lol
She calls you a gentleman. Name a woman that let you hit the p*ssy that called you a gentleman. If a woman calls you a gentleman to another women, it's usually after you hit and she respects you but if she calls you a gentleman, you ain't ever getting the p*ssy. Evar..
Of course when you flirt, she goes the other direction. That's a tall tale sign. I usually cut you off or deal with you from a distance at that point. If she don't flirt back, you know what time it is and no she ain't shy nikka.
Of course when you flirt, she goes the other direction. That's a tall tale sign. I usually cut you off or deal with you from a distance at that point. If she don't flirt back, you know what time it is and no she ain't shy nikka.
"You'll always be my best male friend"
This is not a friend zone statement. It's only a friendzone statement when you are clearly pursuiting her. This can be her trying to get some play and pushing you on another woman because she's not good enough to truly land you in her mind. Think Marcus Graham and Hallie Berry character but now if you know your game ain't tight and the women are not swooning over you that this is a clear game over nikka as well.
Total burn, the one I remember was from a SOHH poster who was in my room. She was like "I can't lie, I thought you were cool on the net, lame in person, and now I am here, you are cool again but I wasn't expecting this."
It gets worse, she then tells me, I don't won't you to expose me on SOHH. I was like trick, I have only 24 posts. I have more PM's than posts.That's was horrible.
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