Tinder unmatch stories *free daps and reps as well*

[Software]

Journal entry start

Got unmatched by a girl on tinder

she was fine

I asked her if she liked the taste of beer cuz in one her pics she was in a bar
she said "nah I like liquor"
I said "dark or light"
she said "dark"
I said "thats what's up we should get a drink sometime"
She unmatched me
Oh well charge it to the game

Spoiler

probably did me a favor but that was gonna be some good p*ssy

Journal entry over

Brehs who use tinder post your weird stories where you got unmatched. I know some of yall got some good ones with this demonic app

also come get your daps and reps

Don't think I forgot brehs

 

[Flywin Lannister]

SOHH: how I got the puzzy

The Coli: how I lost and never even got the puzzy

 

[⠀X ⠀]

That first reply ether...

 

[The Fire]

I’ll be honest that shyt prob only happen when you’re ugly

 

[Heafcliffe]

Awaiting...

 

[Boogie]

Hey girl, you like the taste of beer?

Spoiler

That ain’t it, chief

 

[psgchisolm]

Get matched

Send an elaborate and well thought out question

Get unmatched

Uninstall tinder

#uglygang

 

[Software]

Get matched

Send an elaborate and well thought out question

Get unmatched

Uninstall tinder

#uglygang

This shyt worked for me in the past

#uglygang I'm here with yall now

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

Yikes. You basically want nikkas to come in here and ether themselves with you? :HovUMad:

 

[Cynic]

Who cares? Too many women of this planet for this thread premise

 

[Daio]

I get unmatched when I don't reply.

Never had someone unmatch me after talking to them

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I never used Tinder before but I'm fairly certain I'd stay getting unmatched

My social media game is trash

 

[Kilgore Trout]

never been unmatched


ill unmatch if a bytch goes a while without responding.



i had to share an uber pool with a chick i unmatched with once lol..... so awkward.

 

[MischievousMonkey]

Lmao had one the other day

That girl had Travis Scott's song in her bio so I ask her how the new album?

She's like I love it my favorite songs are blah blah blah

I'm like cool haven't had the opportunity to listen to it, you listen to a lot of American rap?

She's like yeah all the time!

I'm like damn me too, what's your favorite artists right now?

She's like why you tryna make a playlist?

I wasn't even mad shyt was funny as hell how she flipped it suddenly