It was meant to be funnyIf a guy said this to me in the moment I wouldn't know whether to bust out laughing or suck him like his life depended on it
probably both
she did both

"When i nutted in ole girl i gripped and pulled on my dikk and there was a lil bit more nut left on the tip and I told her, "come suck this last bit of nut out my dikk, girl you know thats a federal law: no child left behind"
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I'm just all , "Stop fukking screaming and resisting or it'll get worse.... I'll kill your little brother too if you report me or tell anyone about this "
@ this lame attempt at humour.@ this lame attempt at humour.
had a nice lobster meal last night so I'm in a good mood today...here's your one acknowledgment of the day just for being such a good loyal bytch to me
You don't miss a beat


What difference does it make?

"oh, you want this sticky warm coffee tasting nut in your mouth don't you bytch?"
"oh you like my average in length dikk in your mouth don't you hoe"
"don't you dare stick two fingers in my ass you thot"
"oh yeah baby you gonna be buying plan b in the morning, no doubt"

lmao, i wrote thaT shyt when i was drunk a couple nights ago, i keep forgetting I did it then someone quotes it

Shut up nikka. Don't roll your eyes at me before I rip them out your sockets.
Shut up nikka. Don't roll your eyes at me before I rip them out your sockets.

this angry lesbo talking dead up like a manShut up nikka. Don't roll your eyes at me before I rip them out your sockets.
thought this was a mowgli post at first