What’s some of y’all worst fumbles when it comes to women

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

at A holiday party with some friends and some people they went to school with I'd never met before. We get to playing this drinking game and one of the challenges was to do a smash or pass on everyone present or take a shot.
She immediately points at me goes SMASH everyone else pass
I'm like 6 drinks deep at this point so I just start laughing with everyone else
Never did get her number. I assumed she was joking because she was good looking and PAID I didn't want to come off thirsty on some remember what you said earlier during the game???

When she left and I didn't follow her to the door my homegirl punched me and hit me with the

Breh, you sound like me

 

[Rozay Oro]

Too many

 

[PharaohAtem]

Had a lightskin blatantly shoot her shot at me in class. I thought she was just being friendly so I didn't think much of it. The flashbacks hurt me every time.

 

[swerve]

Had a very recent fumble

More important question, brehs can you recover from a fumble?

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

It means what it says, I didn't type in Cantonese.

So you want to meet up with somebody from the internet who has never seen you before and knows nothing about you but has managed to hurt you so deeply you want to risk your freedom to wrestle?

 

[Reptile]

This thread will inspire lots of duck tales..

My problem was always the same thing. I wait too long to make a move. Nobody has any idea how many times I've said "ok imma do it tonight" and never did whatever it was. By the time I did make that move they had a new nikka or they just weren't interested anymore

I still do this. In the moment Im like "is she choosing up on me? ME? Nah cant be, just probably just glancing. Was that 5 seconds? Nah it was too quick. Maybe she's staring because Im so ugly"

Afterwards when she/I am long gone I come the realization that she was definitely choosing up on the bul...

 

[Shadow King]

So you want to meet up with somebody from the internet who has never seen you before and knows nothing about you but has managed to hurt you so deeply you want to risk your freedom to wrestle?

So you continuously initiate dialogue with someone 15 years your junior on the internet that you never met before because they dock you imaginary internet points that you can't retaliate on and are actually too scared to prove you got these same jokes in person ?

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

So you continuously initiate dialogue with someone 15 years your junior on the internet that you never met before because they dock you imaginary internet points that you can't retaliate on and are actually too scared to prove you got these same jokes in person ?

I dunno man

 

[Shadow King]

I dunno man

I know your p*ssy ass doesn't

 

[MrRDU]

This thread is so painful to read

Fumbles happen to us all, but damn the hurt lasts a lifetime

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

I know your p*ssy ass doesn't

Time to turn up on you

 

[Shadow King]

Time to turn up on you

but you won't turn up at a location though

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

but you won't turn up at a location though

Why would I do that you seasonal worker? You're the one with nothing to lose in life. You're the only one on the verge of having a mental breakdown.

 

[Nymbus]

Breh, you sound like me

A woman being so candid and direct simply did not compute

 

[Shadow King]

Why would I do that you seasonal worker? You the one with nothing to lose in life.

Because obviously interacting with me means so much you. Ain't nobody a seasonal worker. Like I said, old enough to be grandfather and you kee-keeing behind keyboards to get back over some points. Life can't be that good for you