White People got me fired from my Job today......

[rlg]

Once I saw valet parking job I laughed and stopped reading the thread. But really, bro fukk that job. I dont know how old you are and what skills you have, but you can replace that job in a heartbeat. Don't sweat it.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

I would have fired your ass too.

Be an a$$hole at work, brehs.

 

[zerozero]

scary this nikka actually thinks he was right in what he did. breh log off from thecoli before you ruin your life internalizing all this fake black militant bs. that couple didn't give a fukk about you and you don't know their story. they just wanted to eat.

When keeping it Coli goes wrong...

smh @ OP being a radio DJ and refusing to play Panda cause someone in the booth said Desiigner is an "industy plant"

smh @ OP working at a grocery store and ordering crates of MollyWatr

smh @ OP being a TV reporter and responding to a murder story with "n-s die every day b"

smh @ OP hearing that his friend is getting divorced and sarcastically blurting out "get married, brehs"

smh @ OP being a teacher and leaving to join Umar Johnson's school

smh @ OP being in customer service and acting rude to an IR couple cause they're a "cac" and "bedwench"--oh, wait...

 

[Klyk21]

I got fired from my Valet parking job today.

So what happened is, a few weeks ago I had to call the restaurant that we valet park for and ask them to put the other Valet on the phone, the stupid ass white girl gonna hang up, so I called back like

"Yes you hung up on me"

Stupid ass white girl like:

"Well yes you asked me to get the valet, I can't be on the phone and get the valet"

I'm like: "Why do you have to hang up the phone to do that?"


Stupid ass White Girl like: "Well what do you want me to do? I can't be on the phone and go outside and get the valet at the same time!"

I'm like: "Put the phone on hold, or just lay the phone down and get the valet.......?"



White girl felt so stupid, she just put the phone down and got the valet...... Next day I get a call from the other white Valet saying "The manager is angry she said you got smart with her on the phone, you should go apologize"

Why is it when a Black person outsmarts a white person, or speak more sense than them they get so offended?



So fastforward about 3 days ago..... This interracial couple walked up (white guy with a fine ass bedwench), and I'm already like this in my head .... So I just look the other way..........


And what do you know? ...... The Cac walks up RIGHT TO MY FACE and says "do you know where the entrance is?"

I dunno if he just wanted to show off his bedwench or what, but the entrance is not hard to find..... To prevent me from punching this CAC in the face I walk off....... He then walks up to me again and says "HEY DID YOU NOT HERE ME, WHERE'S THE ENTERANCE?"

I told the cac "Find it yourself "


The Cac says "Oh really??" and his Bendwench like "OH WOW!! HAHAHA okay!!"


So I already know they finna tell the manager in the restaurant but I dont give a fukk cause I got lies to get me out of it, plus we work for a 3rd party company, not the restaurant itself.


Anyway about 2 hours later the same bytch ASS WHITE GIRL from the phone come up to me with her lil white girl attitude like "Umm hi, I'm jessica, blah blah blah blah, did you say that to the customers?"

In my most polite white guy voice I'm like "Oh no that wasn't me Are the customers still there? Lets find out who did it! " She was like "well they left", but I was just making sure it wasn't you"..... I'm like I got out of that one.



Anyway fastforward to today, my Uncle Tom ass manager call me saying the restaurant dont want me Valet parking for them anymore.... so I'm no longer on the schedule.


fukk WHITE PEOPLE.

You got that third-party false confidence. Just because you're not directly employed with the restuarant, does not mean that you don't REPRESENT them. Why did you act like that towards the IR couple? Of course they are looking for reasons to be offended when out in public...

 

[Big Blue]

You're a petty motherfukker

 

[pickles]

Be rude to customers and not expect to be fired brehs.

 

[El Poyo Loco]

When keeping it Coli goes wrong...

smh @ OP being a radio DJ and refusing to play Panda cause someone in the booth said Desiigner is an "industy plant"

smh @ OP a working at grocery store and ordering crates of MollyWatr

smh @ OP being a TV reporter and responding to a murder story with "n-s die every day b"

smh @ OP hearing that his friend is getting divorced and sarcastically blurting out "get married, brehs"

smh @ OP being a teacher and leaving to join Umar Johnson's school

smh @ OP being in customer service and acting rude to an IR couple cause they're a "cac" and "bedwench"--oh, wait...

 

[FUPA]

YOU LOST.

 

[Brandeezy]

Fire yourself brehs

 

[Rottweiler]

Thread title should be "I got myself fired from my job today"

 

[2manyFCKNrappers]

Sounds like you got yourself fired for being a smartass then wanna brag on thecoli how you stunted on a cac and a bedwench. Meanwhile they're employed and eating and all you can do is vent online about it

 

[GreenGrass]

you got too smart at your job but you should have not done that. should of called and asked to see if there was a disconnection with the phone line. should of asked if you could do anything else for her.

 

[SouljaVoy]

Man dont mind these fatherless Toms posting here, they actually dont feel anything when they see that because they either: A. Want to be in place of the bedwench, or B. Is powerless and is defeated.

You damn right that cac was trying to get some type of reaction from you and wanted to snitch the very moment you show what he wanted. Just so he could get a black man fired. Makes him feel powerful. He couldve went to anyone else BUT chose the one black man who wanted NOTHING to do with his pasty ass. He knew exactly what he was doing, but these Toms wanting to think it was your fault. They dont know the politics of sex and race like these cacs and wenches. They have absolute disdain for black man and seek every way to put him down.

I had to bring this comment up again, cause you said some real ass shyt..... Most these nikkas in here wouldn't have thought twice about the couple, and for that we as a race a SICK... If a black man does not become so enraged that he has to look up at the heavens and ask God to keep him from doing something he will regret that is a problem. That means these nikkas have no love or respect for the Black Woman or the Black race.

You got that third-party false confidence. Just because you're not directly employed with the restuarant, does not mean that you don't REPRESENT them. Why did you act like that towards the IR couple? Of course they are looking for reasons to be offended when out in public...

Where you being sarcastic, or were you being forreal? Cause if you were serious you are probably right... especially the bedwnech. I feel like bytches like that look for any reason regarding black to validate their c00nery. No matter how far from reality their opinion it may be. Same with uncle toms who love white women.

The couple probably seeks confrontation... and I was the nikka who was gonna give it to em.

 

[SouljaVoy]

you got too smart at your job but you should have not done that. should of called and asked to see if there was a disconnection with the phone line. should of asked if you could do anything else for her.

nikka I'm not shuckin & jivin for no white people...

Especially if I'm not in a situation where I'm on the brink of poverty, and have to pay my bills and feed my kids.

This shyt just a summer job, that bytch can kiss my ass...... Maybe I got too much pride to be the white mans employee?


But I'm not about to change the way I am to make a white woman feel comfortable.... nikkas will dumb themselves down, and become weaker to please the white man in his establishment....



Dont speak with too much intelligence or authority around white people brehs.

 

[Gold]

You be aight fam