Who is the dumbest sitcom character ever?

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Reese from Malcolm in the middle.
Dude got left back was not even a good bully and had two genius brothers who learned the right ways to fukk with him. :smh:
To be fair the episode where Reese moved into his own apartment he actually made good grades and stayed out of trouble... proving that Lois was a bad influence on him. Francis ended up with a good job and a cute wife after he divorced himself legally from being Lois's child.... basically Lois was to blame for all of their problems.
 

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To be fair the episode where Reese moved into his own apartment he actually made good grades and stayed out of trouble... proving that Lois was a bad influence on him. Francis ended up with a good job and a cute wife after he divorced himself legally from being Lois's child.... basically Lois was to blame for all of their problems.
Once he was 18 they kicked him out and he along with Malcolm ended up a janitor. Reese ended up a janitor of his high school. Dumb and sad.
 

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Once he was 18 they kicked him out and he along with Malcolm ended up a janitor. Reese ended up a janitor of his high school. Dumb and sad.
Actually that's a step up for Reese, although he could have went back to the army he was good at being a soldier.

Malcolm was a janitor only because he was poor and becsuse of his parents shytty grand plan for him
 

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Kelso was smart enough to constantly smash bytches, became a cop and managed not to had Red put a foot in his ass.... what did Junior accomplish?
Junior wouldn't car ski. Junior wouldn't eat the laxative brownies again. He also wouldn't fall off the water tower every year. Or shoot himself with a bb gun. Or kayak down a mountain with no helmet.
 

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Junior wouldn't car ski. Junior wouldn't eat the laxative brownies again. He also wouldn't fall off the water tower every year. Or shoot himself with a bb gun. Or kayak down a mountain with no helmet.
True but Junior had parents that would have slap the shyt outta him had he tried any of that... which begs the question did Kelso had any parents? Every other member of the gang we saw their parents except Kelso :jbhmm:
 

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My personal rankings of some of the more noteworthy dummies mentioned in this thread.....#1 being the dumbest:

1. Waldo Faldo (Family Matters)
2. Michael Kelso (That 70s Show)
3. Michael 'Junior' Kyle (My Wife and Kids)
4. Cat Valentine (Victorious)
5. Hilary Banks (Fresh Prince)
6. Cole Brown (Martin)
7. Reese (Malcolm In The Middle)
8. Kelly Bundy (Married With Children)
9. Eric Matthews (Boy Meets World)
10. Rose Nylund (Golden Girls)
11. Chrissy (Three's Company)
12. Romeo and Bullethead (Steve Harvey Show; I'd say they're about equally dumb so they're a two-fer)
13. Joey (Friends)
14. Drake Parker (Drake and Josh)
 
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