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Why is Greek Mythology so damn gay?
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Rollo Goodlove
Palestine Titty
I studied Greek mythology. I knew he was gay but I didn't know he was sodomizing people.Everybody, Breh. Zeus used to turn into shyt, slip out of mouth Olympus and smash your wife.
One dude in particular, went off to go fight a war in this fool's name, Zeus transformed into him, came home, smashed his wife and dipped.
Honey came back, half dead to see his wife nursing newborns like"bytch, you couldn't have waited instead of going down the hill for that Crete skeet?"
Zeus has hardly ever had a sexual encounter that didn't involve deception or force. That's the only reason I liked God of War...being able to kill this horny fukker.
Crayola Coyote
Superstar
A lot of those ancient cac societies were full blown bussy-beating battybois. Roman's, Greeks, etc.
Until Christianity came into play, most of those European countries outside of the Scandinavians were about that bussy life.
heard Greeks hated women so they just sent them on a island to themselves
Crayola Coyote
Superstar
that dude Nero was a demon. Having sex with boys and throwing them off cliffs when he was done. Romans were just shytty people all around.
BmoreGorilla
Veteran
Matter fact the word lesbian comes from this. The island was originally for women
MischievousMonkey
Gor bu dëgër
Zeus is a dikkhead smh
Address_Unknown
Jesus Loves you...Your Cat doesn't. {#Dogset}
You know what it is, to be out fighting a war, praying and giving praise to the Gods who demand you worship and build alters, and shrines for them to feel pleased, only to come back and meet your broad knocked up cause they couldn't be bothered to fukk a nymph but wanted your beautiful but relatively insignificant wife just cause they saw her and you couldn't do...nothing about it??
Then what's worse is that you had to raise @Another Man 's child who may of may not respect your ass and has the power to end you on a whim...all while expected to give praise to them fukkers.
If I were greek I'd risk it all to sneak over to Norse Mythology cause atleast over there you had some respect and Odin was too busy seeking knowledge and blessing the War Dead rather than smashing your broad and never blessing you with shyt.
I saw this documentary as well. If I remember correctly that tribe was called the Wild Mango Tribe
FeloniousMonk
Dont mind me..Im a azzhole
DeuceZ
Li pitit gason
Not mythology but when i found out Plato and Aristotle them were fking young buls i was like 
DeuceZ
Li pitit gason
I was listening to the podcast Dictators and when they were discussing Nero
cats were sick
Crayola Coyote
Superstar
I was listening to the podcast Dictators and when they were discussing Nero
Sick fukks
Kooley_High
All Star
The samurai use to engage in this behavior too. fukking their apprentices until they reached the title of samurai. Imagine giving your boy up to a trainer knowing hes gonna have his booty tooted.
The Greek Pantheon having the same fickle whims and emotions and essentially being a complete reflection of humanity just with the added bonus of divine power is what distinguished Greek mythology from other classical civilizations.
In comparison to the stately gods of Egypt who, had humans upon their deaths, weigh their hearts against a feather and recite 42 negative confessions of sins. If one iota of trespass was found with their heart weighing more than the feather, to oblivion they went.