Wifey got mad at me because of my dikk print...

[Steve Piffler]

she came in the house yesterday and i was sitting on the couch with my feet kicked up on the ottoman watching TV (still in my work clothes. dress pants and a button up). i guess my piece was on status because she started asking questions.

her: did you wear that to work?
me: uh, yeah...
her: why is your dikk looking like that
me: like what? *looks down at my dikk. it was sitting there like *
me: i didn't know it was looking like that *in my mind, i was saluting my schlong *
her: you probably shouldn't wear boxers to work if you are gonna be swinging around like that. i can see your entire print. you can't be walking around a hospital with all the nurses with your shyt on display like that.
me: you just want some of this dikk. just admit it
her: i ain't playing! you need to buy some boxer briefs! i mentioned that to you before and you disregarded me! stop wearing boxers to work and having your shyt on display!
me: are you really upset because of that? i don't even be thinking about my dikk or how it looks when i'm at work. i honestly didn't know it was looking like that.....
her: you think it's funny and i'm dead ass serious! how would you like it if i walked around the office with no bra (she has GIANT t*ts ). you wouldn't like it one bit!
me: you work from home, so how is that possible?
her: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!
me: OKAY! i'll buy some boxer briefs tomorrow
her: stop looking at me like that!!! you like that shyt and i don't find it funny!
me: okay baby, i'll take care of it tomorrow. now come gimmie kiss...
her: i don't wanna kiss you now. you disregard my feelings and think shyt is funny when i'm serious. *storms out of the living room and out of the house to go and jog without me. (we normally go together)*
me: *still sitting on the couch*
*goes to the bathroom to have a look for myself*
dikk:
me:

she's still mad at me tho.... what did i do wrong? i'm gonna buy some boxer brief drawz after work....

 

[Brock Landers]

 

[KinksandCoils]

*pic vio*




















Jk

 

[GoogleMe]

 

[Steve Piffler]

breh, i was looking at her EXACTLY like that while she was fussing at me over a dikk print. and this ain't even one of those low key "i gotta big dikk" threads. this was an ACTUAL conversation between wifey and I on yesterday.

 

[Boogie]

Shoulda slapped her with it

 

[concise]

I'm going to guess that your pants are too tight.

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Dikk her down. She's feeling neglected.​

 

[Steve Piffler]

Shoulda slapped her with it

i tried. but she wouldn't let me

when we went to bed, she hit me with the

 

[patscorpio]

my nikka steve piff is a fool for this

 

[Steve Piffler]

I'm going to guess that your pants are too tight.

nah, it's just that you can literally see the outline of my shyt. it's not on purpose or anything. and i really didn't realize that i was on display like that until she pointed it out. last time she mentioned it, we were jogging and my shyt was bouncing up and down.

i really do need some boxer briefs...

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

dikk:
me:

 

[Steve Piffler]

*pic vio*




















Jk

 

[tmonster]

y'all wild:zfg:

 

[Raava]

Brag thread. You and your wife seem so cute.