Wifey got mad at me because of my dikk print...

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Send her a bouquet of flowers today while you're at work. /end petty argument
 

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Meanwhile, his wife wears these 24 hours per day.

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Tell her to take them off, :damn:.
name of these binoculars
 

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she came in the house yesterday and i was sitting on the couch with my feet kicked up on the ottoman watching TV (still in my work clothes. dress pants and a button up). i guess my piece was on :shaq: status because she started asking questions.

her: :patrice: did you wear that to work?
me: uh, yeah...
her: :dwillhuh: why is your dikk looking like that
me: :what: like what? *looks down at my dikk. it was sitting there like :shaq:*
me: :obama: i didn't know it was looking like that *in my mind, i was saluting my schlong :salute:*
her: :aicmon: you probably shouldn't wear boxers to work if you are gonna be swinging around like that. i can see your entire print. you can't be walking around a hospital with all the nurses with your shyt on display like that. :comeon:
me: :obama: you just want some of this dikk. just admit it :shaq:
her: :childplease: i ain't playing! you need to buy some boxer briefs! i mentioned that to you before and you disregarded me! stop wearing boxers to work and having your shyt on display!
me: :patrice: are you really upset because of that? i don't even be thinking about my dikk or how it looks when i'm at work. i honestly didn't know it was looking like that.....:obama:
her: :birdman: you think it's funny and i'm dead ass serious! how would you like it if i walked around the office with no bra (she has GIANT t*ts :wow:). you wouldn't like it one bit!
me: you work from home, so how is that possible? :smugfavre:
her: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!
me: OKAY! i'll buy some boxer briefs tomorrow :obama:
her: stop looking at me like that!!! you like that shyt and i don't find it funny!
me: okay baby, i'll take care of it tomorrow. now come gimmie kiss...:shaq:
her: i don't wanna kiss you now. you disregard my feelings and think shyt is funny when i'm serious. *storms out of the living room and out of the house to go and jog without me. (we normally go together)*
me: *still sitting on the couch* :lupe:
*goes to the bathroom to have a look for myself*
dikk: :shaq::troll:
me: :lolbron:

she's still mad at me tho....:russ: what did i do wrong? i'm gonna buy some boxer brief drawz after work....

:lupe:


nothing better than a smiley fed story :blessed:
 
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