Usually, when you talk about "printing", it's when you are carry a pistol in a concealed manner, and the outline of the gun is visible. When it is not printing, it is good because then no one knows you are carrying. To talk about your dikk printing? That's crazy.she came in the house yesterday and i was sitting on the couch with my feet kicked up on the ottoman watching TV (still in my work clothes. dress pants and a button up). i guess my piece was onstatus because she started asking questions.
her:did you wear that to work?
me: uh, yeah...
her:why is your dikk looking like that
me:like what? *looks down at my dikk. it was sitting there like
me:i didn't know it was looking like that *in my mind, i was saluting my schlong
*
her:you probably shouldn't wear boxers to work if you are gonna be swinging around like that. i can see your entire print. you can't be walking around a hospital with all the nurses with your shyt on display like that.
me:
her:i ain't playing! you need to buy some boxer briefs! i mentioned that to you before and you disregarded me! stop wearing boxers to work and having your shyt on display!
me:
her:you think it's funny and i'm dead ass serious! how would you like it if i walked around the office with no bra (she has GIANT t*ts
). you wouldn't like it one bit!
me: you work from home, so how is that possible?
her: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!
me: OKAY! i'll buy some boxer briefs tomorrow
her: stop looking at me like that!!! you like that shyt and i don't find it funny!
me: okay baby, i'll take care of it tomorrow. now come gimmie kiss...
her: i don't wanna kiss you now. you disregard my feelings and think shyt is funny when i'm serious. *storms out of the living room and out of the house to go and jog without me. (we normally go together)*
me: *still sitting on the couch*
*goes to the bathroom to have a look for myself*
dikk:
me:
she's still mad at me tho....what did i do wrong? i'm gonna buy some boxer brief drawz after work....
Wifey got mad at me because of my dikk print...
- Thread starter Steve Piffler
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You could wear under armour/spandex shorts, but that's like a woman wearing a big oversized sweatshirt.I gets same shyt from my girl. But i wear scrubs and them shyts just be having my bulge out there likewhen i see a nurse look down at it. My girl told me get bigger scrubs or why cant you wear regular pants in the OR
. She be looking at me like
FUPA
#LWO
thats what she actually bought me a few days letter a few compression shorts. 
they still wrapped up new
steve, i want you to slap me across my face with your dikk print!
Vandelay
Life is absurd. Lean into it.
While she was arguing, you should have said nothing, got up, walked over to her...turned her around, pulled her pants down/skirt up, bent her over the couch or kitchen counter and went to work.
She wanted some dikk and this was her stupid ass way of asking for it.
She wanted some dikk and this was her stupid ass way of asking for it.
BedRoomI'z
All Money In
awkwardblackgirl
Shakara
61 Corpses
The Breh
61 Corpses
The Breh
Hold up,
OP really punched his old lady in the mouth before?
OP really punched his old lady in the mouth before?
Taadow
The StarchBishop™️
OR they?
Anyway,
you KNOW this ain't over until you get some boxer briefs.
I don't like them chits [Puffy] holdin' meeeee dowwwwn, oh no - I got ta keep on mooooovin'...
Quit dat - i'm a big cat.
Where my dicc at? Where my print's at.
So I has me a stack and chick dig that/
Boxer briefs daduntdadun? I ain't wit' dat.
Don't knock me 'cause they lookin',
it don't mean i'm bookin'. Let me cook, kid.
Strictly, if a chick be wantin' to get me it prolly ain't just 'cause of my print, B.
...I don't feel like doin' the rest of the chit.
