"Wokelandia" a new card game created by White Male Evangelicals to battle "Wokeness"

[Rhapture]

https://wokelandia.com/

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A Truly Woke, Card Game​

Wokelandia is an educational, fun-with-friends battle between the Oppressors and the Oppressed. The first persxn with 100 oppression points wins! Your identity is the most important thing. (OF COURSE). Good thing that can change! If you have the wrong identity (Sorry, white people) don't give up! You can still virtue signal your way to victory. That's called being an "ally". But don't say the wrong thing...microaggressions

"The purpose of the game is to get to 100 oppression points"

Get WOKE!​

Claim your identity!
Call out microagressions.
Virtue Signal your way to the top.
Rob, swap, and steal until your place on the Oppression Rank is unmatched and questioned.
Be the victim you want to be!!!

 

[Adeptus Astartes]

The right has one joke.

Dude in the video has the most punchable face of all time. Why do all them young republicans look so soulless?

 

[RadaMillz]

who would have thought yet again cacs would steal a word that has existed for decades and run it to the ground.
woke this woke that woke this woke that

 

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

Is this like a monopoly game where cacs start with half the board and a ten roll head start and still pretend the game is rigged against them?

 

[AquaCityBoy]

So which one of you c00ns pre-ordered?

 

[humminbird]

could've named it Wokeanda but you would have to be creative to do that

 

[semicko82]

Is this like a monopoly game where cacs start with half the board and a ten roll head start and still pretend the game is rigged against them?

Damn near spit out my beer

 

[im not you]

who would have thought yet again cacs would steal a word that has existed for decades and run it to the ground.
woke this woke that woke this woke that

zero originality

just like all these young racists theyre raising who say N this N that but love rap music and the nba/nfl

 

[Burned Verses]

Cornball caccery

 

[polio68]

 

[humminbird]

just looked at the "reviews"
I really can't stand them

Highly entertaining and really does a great job of encouraging "wokeness". I played the game, and instantly realized what a terrible person I've been. I'm now going to be volunteering all my time to help lead BLM protests and support marginalized beings across the globe.

Just ordered a set, I don’t need to receive it first though to know that it deserves 5 stars!

Wokelandia is full of genius humor! This game will have everyone busting up, possibly even your liberal friends (: A big thumbs up!

 

[Wild self]

CACs crossed the point of no return. Their dominance is coming to an end. They are throwing dog shyt to the wall, hoping it sticks.

Even they run slang down to the ground and make it cringe-worthy at best

There's nothing even remotely cool from a non-fiction white male in society.

 

[Hoshi_Toshi]

Black people don’t even use the word “woke” man. White people really be thinking they’re on to something.

 

[humminbird]

The right has one joke.

Dude in the video has the most punchable face of all time. Why do all them young republicans look so soulless?

it's because they have so much hatred for other people it's killing them slowly

 

[Carl Tethers]

This game looks really fukking gay