You Wake Up and Hear Jeff bezos is Trying to Kill you. How Would you Defeat Him?

[SAINT]

Apparently you tried to smash his pawg. Now our Great Leader Jeff is on that ass() how ever if you win, you win his riches and his pawg. Do you have what it takes to beat the overlord and continue down a luxurious life or is great almighty one too powerful?

 

[parallax]

Whats the catch?

 

[Sad Bunny]

I know how but I don't want to say it because yall are too homophobic for me

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Im living in a amazon van parked outside his office. When he rolls up i jump out that bytch with a uzi

 

[J.E.T.S]

Have some women #METOO him

 

[SAINT]

Whats the catch?

no catch. Whoever kills the other first wins. You don’t have to be the one physically doing it though. But you have to dispose of the body without getting caught. If police finds out you comitted the murder you forfeit the money and get life in jail

 

[Ozymandeas]

Look, nikka, don't think you safe 'cause you moved out the hood
'Cause ya mama still around, dawg, and that ain't good
If you was smart you'd be shook of me
'Cause I get tired of looking for ya
Spray ya mama crib and let yo ass look for me

 

[SAINT]

Im living in a amazon van parked outside his office. When he rolls up i jump out that bytch with a uzi

The worlds richest man is in a war with you and you just think it’ll go down like that? fukk around kill stunt dummies

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

The worlds richest man is in a war with you and you just think it’ll go down like that? fukk around kill stunt dummies

Who said anything about war? He would probably move like normal. He would need his amenities, and that would be his weakness.

Id hide in a tinted van outside his spot for a week and never be noticed... Just waiting for the opportunity

 

[Paper Boi]

alert the media, handcuff myself to the cnn headquarters.

 

[BaggerofTea]

How much prep time?

This is Jeff Bezos breh, he could summon a private army and super advanced surveillance at a drop of a hat.

Let me have an hour to vacate the initial area

 

[old pig]

I’d hold up this picture and roast the shyt out of him and his ugly ass bytch right before he kills me...he’ll still kill me but if I execute my plan perfectly he’ll immediately kill himself afterwards so it’ll still be a tie

 

[SAINT]

How much prep time?

This is Jeff Bezos breh, he could summon a private army and super advanced surveillance at a drop of a hat.

Let me have an hour to vacate the initial area

90seconds to prep

 

[BaggerofTea]

90seconds to prep

 

[HTXBreh]

Lol you doneskee