You Wake Up and Hear Jeff bezos is Trying to Kill you. How Would you Defeat Him?

[Kyle C. Barker]

That dude could buy blackwater if he he wanted to.


Probably could buy whatever bank or company you're at and lock up your funds with chump change.


Or buy every politician in your state and have them make laws specifically designed to put @situationlines in prison.

You on your own breh

 

[DonRe]

Man has the money and resources to make my kids and wife kill me. That battle is lost.

 

[SAINT]

Who said anything about war? He would probably move like normal. He would need his amenities, and that would be his weakness.

Id hide in a tinted van outside his spot for a week and never be noticed... Just waiting for the opportunity

think of this as the stanfield vs barksdale war except its more like poot vs Lex Luther

 

[TEH]

Anyone think that they would survive Bezos trying to kill them ...

 

[Cynic]

I'd plant a Russian radioactive isotope.

He can die slow ...after I fake surrender

 

[Mr Rager]

Join forces with his ex wife
Lure him in with a late night text
Emerge from the shadows
Night Night Jeff

 

[Mr Rager]

alert the media, handcuff myself to the cnn headquarters.

Assuming CNN can't and won't be bought off?
Get shanked by Don Lemon and Anderson Cooper Julius Caeser style, brehs

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

I know how but I don't want to say it because yall are too homophobic for me

I know where this is going

 

[50CentStan]

Bezos don't buss his gun!

 

[skylove4]

Get 100 white woman to lie and say he stuck his dikk in their ear

 

[Sad Bunny]

I know where this is going

You know it would work though

 

[Mastamimd]

He'll probably be able to find your exact location within an hour or less, you're going to have to get rid of every electronic device you have or you're done for.

 

[duncanthetall]

I’d probably just chill and burn one till a hundred Amazon drones drop huge packages on my building.

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

You know it would work though

I will live and die in Harlem

 

[Neuromancer]

We're the same height I can take him.