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X In my opinion Rozay :duck: are a little more elaborated and entertaining :banderas: but the 6 god got classic verses on his belt :wow:

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Open this up in Paint and fill in your stats. No :duck: allowed. Here's mine: Charisma is :flabbynsick: Thank God I'm funny, smart, and healthy :whew: If there was a category for making perfect squares in Paint, I would be :flabbynsick: in that area too. I already know the Coli is...

These black hipster bytches keep complaining that black men don't hit on them and when we (or I do), they reject us (me). I admit I'm a short, thick set and nerdy black man but 1) I'm still a thrill guy that lifts 2) I'm funny and witty, so says most girls I meet. Accordingly I just waltzed up...

By the POLICE I went for my morning walk around the neighborhood When the Police pulled up There was two white officers looking VERY MAD BOTH giving me The Stare of DEATH I stayed CALM They told me to give my name I did They said there was a ROBBERY near by and you look like the SUSPECT...

I know for a fact the following celebrities / pseudo-celebrities browse/lurk here on a regular basis: Joey Buttons Christina Millian Lil Mo Silkk the Shokker Chyna Whyte Joaquin Phoenix Cuban Lynx A$AP Balboa Know of anyone else?

So this rapper with no hit singles posted contract on facebook saying he getting 250k every 2 months. real or nah? Thats the contract and this is a track from dude What do you say fellas

:manny: $710 in store credit :manny: might buy a new Burberry shirt :manny: they were too big. :manny: I ain't wear them since 2012. I got 19 pairs of trues

Got to china yesterday..so many Asian bytches at this club..they're dancing to Lil Durk cuz @Tommy Knocks gave the DJ his iPhone to play music:dj2: @Tommy Knocks is somewhere hollering at some Asian bytches..I gotta go find him..get back to y'all later

I told that bytch to lose my number, fukk thing about it is I just met her last week at a school function. Like if youre celibate, thats fine I can respect that. But don't send me nudes in the am talking about your horny and we both know youre not fukking. :camby: its it something in the...

Have you done your part today?

Or is this to demonic I don't mean, you met them online beforehand or you spoke to them on the phone or something .. I mean literally, you met them for the first time ever then smashed Share stories