fukkery

  1. FoolinLikeABitvh

    GOAT/Classic Threads Dat Never Made Da Rafters ?

    http://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-general-mills-chronicles.23522/ Looks like we bout to have our first coli fade :whoo: (Edit: no fade but strays caught) Hope your mother dies in her sleep tonight :) - @Guwopaveli My homeboy got his teeth kicked out trying to defend a thot...
  2. Kairi Irving

    Coli OF Duty (TLR GAME)

    Let's play a game based off of Call Of Duty, where players kill others then get killstreaks but in the form of Comments Don't judge me im bored :dame: Whoever gets the most daps wins. Every 3 daps received gives you a DAPSTREAK. Can be used on other commenters. 3 Daps - Neg Missile 6...
  3. blalienz

    Taylor Swift bout to follow the Justin Bieber/Miley Cyrus cacprint

    :mjlol: :mjpls:Yall already know what is bout to transpire:mjpls: We've seen this before, same song and dance. she's just announced her new album #theswitchup #taylorturnsheel" "Reputation" huh:mjpls: What "reputation" might that be? What changes is she gonna make to her "reputation"? Yall see...
  4. SirReginald

    Would You "Cut OFF" All Contact With Your BESTFRIEND If They Said They Were In A IR Relationship?

    FUKKERY :mjgrin: For real, IR dating is always a hot topic for some reason. So, let me join in on the fukkery. Anyway, would you cut off contact with your BF that you known since Kindergarten if he/she said that they couldn't find a good person their own color :mjpls: Personally, I would...
  5. blalienz

    Can somebody please explain this Hebrew Israelite shyt to me:dwillhuh:

    Yea imma need yall 2 explain this:mjlol::francis: just explain the details or the plot of it and don't try to preach or convince me to believe it cuz i dont believe in no spooky shyt:yeshrug:. I just wanna know where all this shyt came from when it started cuz a lotta black people I know are...
  6. Kairi Irving

    What's Your Favorite Custom/Remixed Smilies On The Coli?

    Made this thread to bring in all the smiley creator Brehs and post some of your custom smileys :mjlol: My favorites are: Any Variation of :mjpls: Any Asian variation of :mjcry: The full body, pointing :mjgrin: The troll face Bron that's pretty much mixed :troll: and :patrice...
  7. Kairi Irving

    Bald brehette gets The Glasses Slapped Off Her Face :mjwoop::

    "Slap me bytch" :heh: "I Will Zoolap YOU" "Who da fukk was Gozing me in deh baffroom" :dead: I'm sorry my 100% African Brehs and brehettes but this shyt man :dead:
  8. Kairi Irving

    If the Dragon Balls were Real

    Shyt would be the most pursued thing in history You'd have a better if winning the lotto than Finding a single Dragon Ball :wow: The amount of fukkery in the world would be unrivaled y'all :pachaha: What y'all think would happen?
  9. Kairi Irving

    Amerikkka In One Video Brehs

    :mjgrin:
  10. Kairi Irving

    Habbo Hotel:mjlaugh:

    Anybody remember Habbo hotel? Back in 09 I was a Crip on there we had wars with blood sets, Grove St Families, the 3rd Streets. :mjlol: It got so big once where we all went to an open public room called Club Chromide and the Bloods teamed up with Grove St Gang and the Saints allied with Crips...
  11. SirReginald

    Bill Clinton's Son Wishes Him A Happy Father's Day (F-CKERY Ensues)

  12. Software

    shyt you can say to make everyone in the room stop talking and be like :dahell

    "Yall wanna see a dead body?" :dahell: Lol post another example This thread is for shyt that makes people go :dahell:
  13. Jesus H. Christ

    TSC brehs, whose idea was this? :dead:

    Ain't gone lie, straight up marked out at the sting appearance :broncuz: That stone cold stunner was clean af too:whewcuz:
  14. HopeKillCure

    #Trumpset Ain't Loyal! Sean Spencer on The Clock...

    Sean Spicer left hanging as Fox News host Kimberly Guilfoyle confirms talks over his job :mjlol: The man with the worse job in the administration getting fired like the FBI director, he gonna be the last to know :russ: Here are some of his lowlights:
  15. Black Panther

    Ancient Egyptian Myths, Translated for the Coli

    What was these ancient Egyptians on? :dahell::damn::scusthov::mindblown: Lettuce and Kings: The Power Struggle Between Horus and Set Allow me to translate into Coli-speak: So this nikka Set straight up raped his nephew Horus like it was Oz :merchant: Horus's first thought is "I should catch...
  16. HopeKillCure

    Never Ending fukkery: Trump Supporter Tries to Kill Anti-Trump Reporter with an Email.

    :mjlol: Man arrested for strobe-light tweet that caused reporter's seizure :Deadtrumper:
  17. SchrodingersStrapped!

    I'm taking smilie request

    I think I have a decent grasp on the dark arts and want to do my part for the culture :Wowban: Post any pic you want a smilie for, can't do mashups yet though..... :mjgrin: :Biggavel:
  18. Black Panther

    So Farrakhan Working With Scientology Now??

    Yo...:ohhh: (6:31-7:31) NOI brehs please explain this
  19. SirReginald

    So, Aliens Really Do Exist. Here's Proof (VIDEO Inside)

    I swear this got in my recommenended while looking for Alien proof last night.
  20. SirReginald

    Which Coli Brehette Was This At Wal-Mart Fighting? ("You Little Dyck Nejja")

    :jbhmm:fess up. I've had arguments in stores too with employees LOADS of em. However, this was over the top :mjlol: On the low, she was kinda cute too. She's a Muslim sista too :shaq:
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