simp chronicles

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If you can’t make it work with 42 women your soulmate probably ain’t a woman :manny:

Which music artist will win? Whose music catalog promoted simping the hardest? First Simp Vs. Battle: Boys 2 Men vs Mint Condition Future Possible Battles: Joe vs Brian McKnight Jodeci vs Dru Hill Drake vs Himself :lolbron: Neo vs Bruno Mars Inspired by @Neo The Resurrected ONE and his...

My cousin said she got some out of state dudes all on her line .. She said she got some simp nikka hit her up last night talking bout he on some gourmet shyt , cooking up Lobster Thermidor and some Wagyu Rib-Eyes. :leon: And then he sent her this :mjlol:: Then she's a cool chick ...

Full article in the link, but I'll post snippets. Marrying a stripper :hhh: Dating one :jawalrus: Simps out chea marrying strippers :martin: You get them out the game first. How? Tell em to go to hair school.

and by stuck , i mean that you are having or had a hard time moving on. If so , how long were you still thinking about that person ? and how did you move on?? Story time: Me and my ex were together for 2 years, and out of those 2 years ...we lived together. So i broke up with my ex in...

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Take porn hoes on dates, brehs:heh: Take porn hoes on dates that did ghetto gaggers, brehs:HovUMad: Get clowned by her on her IG, brehs:dead: Here a video of him buying her dessert too iOS Video :deadmanny:

Aight. I'm a try this once and see where it goes from here. Now I ain't never really intended to be anything but a lurker here, but the fukkery dynamic of this place made a dude want to sign up so he could partake in the daps, the laughs, kick a bit of knowledge mixed with my god given penchant...