[04/07/2019] Official KOFIMANIA Thread

[R=G]

Regardless of how good she is in-ring she doesn't fit in the storyline they've been building since Summerslam.

That said I've never fukked with Ronda in WWE. Its purely a business decision, she's boring in the ring and on the mic and losing a match doesn't fit in her storyline until the biggest possible moment.

No. You dont get it. Its obvious..theyve had Sasha chasing her own tail against or for Bayley for like the last 15 or 16 months. Before that...they were buffering Bliss over her. It took a concerted and designed plan to bring Sasha down this far and it worked..because your response is evidence of you forgetting that Sasha was hotter than everyone until they had Charlotte going over on all ppvs and in the payoff HIAC match.

Of course she wasnt first in the fukking plans since Summerslam...duh. Neither was Kofi, Asuka, or Seth yet they got them lined up for title defenses and title shots. McMahon played you all like saps over this Charlotte "belongs" in the main event bullshyt. Not me. I told u back in 2016 that her entire push is a farce ala Cripple H from 02-05 and they sandbagged Sasha to get her here. They still protecting Bliss too by not even having her doing jobs to put anyone over..so she absorbs show time on that weird segment shes on and now is doing a host angle with Carmella and Truth.

Sasha is younger than all of them..more marketable...better in the ring than all of them except Asuka and Knox. It's a travesty. But the all blonde agenda worked, didnt it?

 

[R=G]

Proud black militants..brace yourself!!!

Spoiler

 

[stro]

I really can't imagine thinking Ronda is boring in the ring or has been bad. She's been fukking amazing, an absolute natural. She trained like 4 months and has wrestled not even a full year and has the hottest matches on the main roster every time she wrestles. She's past Kurt Angle-tier aptitude, imo. Hopefully the whole "she's done after WM" shyt is just an angle, because it would be such a shame for her to give up on this shyt already.

 

[Microfracture]

I really can't imagine thinking Ronda is boring in the ring or has been bad. She's been fukking amazing, an absolute natural. She trained like 4 months and has wrestled not even a full year and has the hottest matches on the main roster every time she wrestles. She's past Kurt Angle-tier aptitude, imo. Hopefully the whole "she's done after WM" shyt is just an angle, because it would be such a shame for her to give up on this shyt already.

She's better in the ring than I thought she would be but in no way are her matches hot because of her wrestling ability. Her push is purely money and name recognition driven, not because she was having bangers with Steph, Nia, and Alexa to build her up to a title run.

 

[stro]

She's better in the ring than I thought she would be but in no way are her matches hot because of her wrestling ability. Her push is purely money and name recognition driven, not because she was having bangers with Steph, Nia, and Alexa to build her up to a title run.

Well, Ronda/Kurt vs HHH/Steph for sure was tyhe match of the night at WM. Her matches with Nia were really good, the Alexa ones not so much but Alexa being booked to dominate people who should be able to murder her easily is a problem she had her whole run (like the WM match with Nia where she controlled 80% of it despite being 150 pounds and 10 inches smaller).

Fans gives a shyt about her matches, and she delivers in them. Even deep into 3-4 hour shows that are normally completely dead in that spot. Ronda is a star. Arguably one of the only stars WWE really has.

 

[Microfracture]

No. You dont get it. Its obvious..theyve had Sasha chasing her own tail against or for Bayley for like the last 15 or 16 months. Before that...they were buffering Bliss over her. It took a concerted and designed plan to bring Sasha down this far and it worked..because your response is evidence of you forgetting that Sasha was hotter than everyone until they had Charlotte going over on all ppvs and in the payoff HIAC match.

Of course she wasnt first in the fukking plans since Summerslam...duh. Neither was Kofi, Asuka, or Seth yet they got them lined up for title defenses and title shots. McMahon played you all like saps over this Charlotte "belongs" in the main event bullshyt. Not me. I told u back in 2016 that her entire push is a farce ala Cripple H from 02-05 and they sandbagged Sasha to get her here. They still protecting Bliss too by not even having her doing jobs to put anyone over..so she absorbs show time on that weird segment shes on and now is doing a host angle with Carmella and Truth.

Sasha is younger than all of them..more marketable...better in the ring than all of them except Asuka and Knox. It's a travesty. But the all blonde agenda worked, didnt it?

They're giving her proper respect with the tag title right now and like you said, she's still young so she can get back to the top of the division. I didn't say I liked Charlotte and Alexa going over her back then, but in the current triple threat it doesn't make much storyline sense for Sasha to have been involved considering the whole thing sparked with Becky beating Charlotte's ass. In the grand scheme of things, your overall point about how Vince sets up the women's division stands. I still want to see Asuka and Sasha get their wins back on Charlotte.

 

[Microfracture]

Well, Ronda/Kurt vs HHH/Steph for sure was tyhe match of the night at WM. Her matches with Nia were really good, the Alexa ones not so much but Alexa being booked to dominate people who should be able to murder her easily is a problem she had her whole run (like the WM match with Nia where she controlled 80% of it despite being 150 pounds and 10 inches smaller).

Fans gives a shyt about her matches, and she delivers in them. Even deep into 3-4 hour shows that are normally completely dead in that spot. Ronda is a star. Arguably one of the only stars WWE really has.

IC Title triple threat and Charlotte vs. Asuka was better to me.

Obviously these Ronda matches are hitting different for you compared to me. I'll give her props for catching on quickly and being competent in the ring I just haven't seen anything yet that's made me say "wow". Her star status in WWE is completely unrelated to pro wrestling and this female Brock Lesnar "I'm unstoppable, this fake shyt doesn't matter to me" stuff is boring.

 

[stro]

"She's not a star from wrestling so it doesn't count" is the dumbest take possible, tbh

 

[MenacingMonk]

So there won't be a women's battle royal where they can cram the rest of the roster, or what?

“THERE’S STILL 5 HOURS LEFT, PAL!”:crazycb:

 

[Mike the Executioner]

There really are going to be 17 matches.

I'm going to see if I can come up with a two-day or three-day card for this show.

 

[NYChase718]

Maybe instead of immediately putting the spotlight on stephanie

Ronda being green shouldve came in the wwe how she is now. Tapping women out in seconds and calling this shyt fake and shes only here for the check.



Instead of smiling like apollo crews for no reason and always being happy and cutting shytty promos

 

[Reality Check]

New Kofi interview..says being in the ring with the Rock and Vince means he's made it. Nuff said.

Kofi is the first black champ, Rock identifies as Samoan? Think again

Spoiler

at the Kofi Face turn because his daddy gave a co-sign

 

[R=G]

Kofi is the first black champ, Rock identifies as Samoan? Think again

Spoiler

at the Kofi Face turn because his daddy gave a co-sign

Face turn? Kofi bowed down to the guy you flipped on for a fake outrage moment. Emotional like raggedy bytches. Lol. Your hero worships the Rock..but who doesnt?

 

[mannyrs13]

Proud black militants..brace yourself!!!

Spoiler

Something tells me he interferes and costs Daniel Bryan the championship setting up a feud between them. Might even have Harper in his side.

 

[Spartan]

I only care about the Kofi vs Bryan match.

I'll probably watch Rollins Lesnar and the McIntyre* match too, also the US title match only if Andrade gets added.

*Expecting boring superman punch spam.

Rest of the bloated, trash card.