$1,000,000: Which would you rather go against w/ a knife. A Gorilla or a Hippo?

[rantanamo]

The gorilla might actually stop and pause. The hippo won't. Plenty of stories of them(gorillas) having the chance to really harm humans and not doing it.

 

[ThugLife]

I'd take on the Hippo but on dry land since I can't swim

You would have absolutely 0 chance against a hippo in water

 

[BasketCase]

I'm pretty sure hippos are some of the most dangerous animals on earth. With a gorilla, I could at least use deception as a tactic and approach it as a friend before I slap the shyt out of it.

 

[Ms.CuriousCat]

You would have absolutely 0 chance against a hippo in water

The most sensitive part of a hippo is its belly. So if you can swim you'd probably have a bit of luck.

 

[Iamnoone]

not quite a beating but the lol factor is

the look of terror in his face he couldnt even move for a second, the amount of shyt in his pants

 

[b@squ1@t]

the lack of terror in his face he couldnt even move for a second, the amount of shyt in his pants

dude just totally went limp and gave in to the carnage he thought was about to happen...the look on his face afterwards

 

[Krazy]

is their any videos of gorillas beating on humans?

Well not beating on anybody but you see that sound that gorrila made and charged at the dude
I dont want no parts

 

[beanz]

Well not beating on anybody but you see that sound that gorrila made and charged at the dude
I dont want no parts

yo that nikka got balls of steel to stand up to a gorilla charge like that

WTF!

 

[Isaiah Bradley]

I would smack both...
Smack the hippo with some cabbage or lettuce balls
Smack the gorilla with some bananas and grapes
give me my $2mill, keep yo knife patnah

 

[ItzDaKiing]

Y'all nigs underestimating the hippo. A hippo would fukk u up worst than a gorilla.

Answer: none of them either way u die

 

[Steve Piffler]

Y'all nigs underestimating the hippo. A hippo would fukk u up worst than a gorilla.

Answer: none of them either way u die

This. you stand 0 chance of laying a hand on either one without certain death following. you can't outrun or overpower or outsmart either one.

 

[Tom Foolery]

I'll take my chances with the gorilla. What the hell can a knife do to a hippo? really now. And hippos are aggressive as hell, once he sees you, it's on.

You're dead either way.

 

[FaTaL]

The hippo is much slower and don't have the intelligence of a primate... So I'll take my chances with big and dumb.

i saw a hippo bite off the head of a lion

if a pride of lions is scard of a hippo you should be too

 

[Data-Hawk]

I'd slap the shyt out of a newborn hippo or gorilla...

 

[deeznuts]

If i had to pick, id go with the gorilla. Since its a primate, i would hope for a trace of empathy from the big homie after i slap him. Lay down a half-assed slap then hit him with the combo, hoping for a stern and being let free.. The hippo would give no fukks as he devoured me whole im sure