Not really. I'm out after the Superbowl. This site is trolls and weirdos.This came out of nowhere.
[1/29] Official Royal Rumble 2017 Thread: Attack of the part timers!
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The Prince of All Saiyans
Formerly Jisoo Stan & @Twitter
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-- WWE has announced that The Big Show is officially entered into the 30-man Royal Rumble this Sunday. Show has gotten himself into the best shape of his life and is reportedly down into the 380 lbs range.
-- Below is the updated list of competitors.
The Undertaker
Goldberg
Brock Lesnar
Big Show
Dean Ambrose
The Miz
Seth Rollins
Dolph Ziggler
Big E
Xavier Woods
Kofi Kingston
Bray Wyatt
Randy Orton
Luke Harper
Braun Strowman
Chris Jericho
Baron Corbin
Cesaro
Sheamus
business has picked up
-- WWE has announced that The Big Show is officially entered into the 30-man Royal Rumble this Sunday. Show has gotten himself into the best shape of his life and is reportedly down into the 380 lbs range.
-- Below is the updated list of competitors.
The Undertaker
Goldberg
Brock Lesnar
Big Show
Dean Ambrose
The Miz
Seth Rollins
Dolph Ziggler
Big E
Xavier Woods
Kofi Kingston
Bray Wyatt
Randy Orton
Luke Harper
Braun Strowman
Chris Jericho
Baron Corbin
Cesaro
Sheamus
business has picked up
The Prince of All Saiyans
Formerly Jisoo Stan & @Twitter
Already announced 19 with assuming more to be added tonight. Stop with em and leave us with some surprises 
At least have someone like Ziggler beaten up backstage and not "cleared" to compete in the Rumble match, with the surprise being Joe knocked him out to put himself in it or some shyt.
At least have someone like Ziggler beaten up backstage and not "cleared" to compete in the Rumble match, with the surprise being Joe knocked him out to put himself in it or some shyt.
JoogJoint
In my own league.
That explains the post. That place is stressful.
So far 22 confirmed in the Rumble. Which means 8 open slots. 
So far they have 8 unknown spots. That should be enough.
Already announced 19 with assuming more to be added tonight. Stop with em and leave us with some surprises
At least have someone like Ziggler beaten up backstage and not "cleared" to compete in the Rumble match, with the surprise being Joe knocked him out to put himself in it or some shyt.
So far they have 8 unknown spots. That should be enough.
The Prince of All Saiyans
Formerly Jisoo Stan & @Twitter
so nobody checking for anymore smackdown entries huh #Noted
Vinny Lupton
Superstar
none of these muthafuccas do contracts? How are they letting WWE pull all these people? I wouldnt book someone to open my carwash without a contract.
That's what they have the ignore function for. This section has always been pretty normal compared to the other sections. But it doesn't hurt to take breaks from here I guess.
Vinny Lupton
Superstar
I'm not gonna make a separate thread about this so Ima put it here
Re: part timers
I feel like everybody is looking at this problem backwards. The real problem is there is too much WWE Wrestling programming, too many PPV's, and too many WWE Wrestlers. WWE has signed alot of people just to fucc with other promotions and hobble their progress. WWE has all this programming because they are extremely dependent on TV money and network subs to lie to stockholders. The "bigness" of the part timers, to me, just illustrates the continued validity of the "less is more" adage. They don't need to put Noam Dar and TJ Perkins on the front of the Rumble poster. Noam Dar and TJ Perkins need to not even be signed and they need to have a shorter show that requires less talent to be signed. They need to have less wrestlers and less shows, and someone else besides them needs to get investors go national (which WWE actively tries to stop by signing all these people that they end up wasting) so there's somewhere for the excess wrestlers to go
Re: part timers
I feel like everybody is looking at this problem backwards. The real problem is there is too much WWE Wrestling programming, too many PPV's, and too many WWE Wrestlers. WWE has signed alot of people just to fucc with other promotions and hobble their progress. WWE has all this programming because they are extremely dependent on TV money and network subs to lie to stockholders. The "bigness" of the part timers, to me, just illustrates the continued validity of the "less is more" adage. They don't need to put Noam Dar and TJ Perkins on the front of the Rumble poster. Noam Dar and TJ Perkins need to not even be signed and they need to have a shorter show that requires less talent to be signed. They need to have less wrestlers and less shows, and someone else besides them needs to get investors go national (which WWE actively tries to stop by signing all these people that they end up wasting) so there's somewhere for the excess wrestlers to go
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I'd really like to see the Miz or Bray win it. I just kinda want them to finally pull the trigger on Bray and get it over with...lol. And the Miz been on fire for a while. And he shat on Cena and AJ last week.
I have a good feeling that Miz will win it. He hasn't been doing that much since he lost the IC Title and he's been doing the best work of his career.
the only thing that makes me think a smackdown person won't win is that Elimination Chamber is right after this so they'll just start their set ups there. And Raw has all these people like Taker, Brock, Oldberg, Finn, Seff, even down to fukkin Strong Broham...where they'll need to coast for a few weeks on the winner just cutting promos and run ins.
MenacingMonk
War & Peace
So how many names have been announced? I'm guessing like 20. 
Vinny Lupton
Superstar
How many surprise people yall want? 5-6 is enough. 2 joke ones (Snuka and Piper in 08), 2 returns but not a big deal (RVD, Shelton maybe), and 1-2 surprises (Nakamura and S'mo Joe). There have been plenty of good Rumbles with 0-1 slots left, i.e. they gave you the list of 29-30 entrants beforehand
Pout if you dont get a wacky rumble with 15 surprises, brehs. Undertaker winning this shyt anyway
Pout if you dont get a wacky rumble with 15 surprises, brehs. Undertaker winning this shyt anyway