10 Commandments of the Little D1ck

[Omar Little]

how small are you op?

what do you consider small?

 

[Marti]

what do you consider small?

5 inches hard and under is considered small.

 

[GiantGonzalez]

no such thing as average just big and small. average is something your mama tells you when you small to make you feel better about bein shyt at somethin

 

[WavyCrocket]

 

[36 Chambers]

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

You left out 2

1. Make sure you have stamina.. You don't want to be known as a premature ejaculating little dikk ass nikka. That's the worst combo.

2. You gotta aim to make a bytch cum every time you fukk by any means neccesary, and that includeds eating the p*ssy breh. Yeah she can say you got a little dikk but aint no better come back than saying you made a bytch cum.

 

[Two Stacks]

come on scrap what the fukk are you doing?

 

[Two Stacks]

5 inches hard and under is considered small.

then whats big (pause)?

 

[FaTaL]

then whats big (pause)?

one word

mandingo

 

[Dreamzeedream]

• How did I miss this

 

[Mr.Plan B]

Were's @Ugly.Lil.dikk.Mikelebron at when you need him?

 

[KravenMorehead™]

1. NO GROUP SEX! ya dig. The last thing you want to happen is your in the room with mad nikkas and bytches, and nikkas start pullin their dikks out, and yours is the smallest one, and everyone in the room starts laughing at you

When nikkas say, yo we got some hoes coming through, tell nikkas u gotta stomach ache, or you being loyal to wifey,

2. Don't fukk bytches that's well known by the family! Because then, she tells one person and your whole family now knows you have a little dikk. You don't want to have to live with that.
You don't wanna hear your moms saying hey, dinners ready you little dikk ass nikka, not cool

6. Find a low key girl, who doesn't like to club too much. Who really loves humanity,

But don't mess with these twitter bytches who always talk about big dikks, and smokin kush

10. Stop giving a fukk. You got a little dikk, so what

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

• How did I miss this

Tf u doing looking up dikk threads at 4 in the morning

 

[Gab]

no eating p*ssy?

 

[L@CaT]

Classic