10 Commandments of the Little D1ck

[newworldafro]

OP this is well crafted, shiit bout to go viral

















aka Complex is about to steal the idea, clean it up and publish it in 4 weeks, after one of their interns, contributors, or writers was perusing the site












Edit: This was posted in 2012 and I already responded:

 

[AkaDemiK]

#10 is straight jokes

 

[James Gordon]

I am out of air from laughin hard hilarious

 

[cam>]

Do you little dikk dudes kinda lose respect for your dads, knowing that he very likely has a little dikk too, and is the cause of your small dikk gene?

and

do you feel bad that you're going to give your son a small dikk?

 

[iBrowse]

You don't wanna hear your moms saying hey, dinners ready you little dikk ass nikka, not cool

 

[iBrowse]

we just some little dikk nikkas tryna make it in the world. To all yall bytches who shyt on nikkas for having little dikks, fukk yall bytches, yall pussies stank, and yall titties is mad droopy. I'm out this bytch

 

[iBrowse]

@Eczema

 

[Omar Little]

Damn forgot about this thread

 

[Taharqa]

Funniest shyt I've read in awhile. Thanks, OP

 

[MidniteJay]

Do you little dikk dudes kinda lose respect for your dads, knowing that he very likely has a little dikk too, and is the cause of your small dikk gene?

and

do you feel bad that you're going to give your son a small dikk?

My pops is still a piece of shyt but I think my lil' dikk genes came from my mother's side of the family...

 

[Rozay Oro]

 

[AlwaysLurkin]

Sorry to break it to yall but this is a classic thread from boxden

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

You don't want to have to live with that.
You don't wanna hear your moms saying hey, dinners ready you little dikk ass nikka, not cool

Not even done reading but this has me in tears

 

[cam>]

Do you little dikk dudes kinda lose respect for your dads, knowing that he very likely has a little dikk too, and is the cause of your small dikk gene?

and

do you feel bad that you're going to give your son a small dikk?

this question"s so real, it deserves its own thread.

 

[Regine Hunter]

I sense bitterness while this was composed.