10 inmates escape New Orleans jail (Update: Escape vid + 10/10 caught)

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Realistically, I wonder how hard it is to get from Louisiana into Mexico... and then to stay under the radar once in latin America.

He has no credit cards and no known cellphone..he can't be tracked the usual way.

Probably no cctv footage of him anywhere, meaning he's laying low with an unknown close acquaintance or long left in a car as far as possible with assistance.
Getting into Latin America is possible, but I'd go to the Carribean so I can blend in easier.
 

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Don't go outside 0 communication with anyone from your momma to your kids ( this is the hardest part)
That's literally like living in prison. you just got more open walls. probably gotta use a burner phone for ubereats. cash only or cashapp for everything. maybe prepaid cards? at a certain point you just go crazy
 

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Well we know he ain't in Harlem. We can eliminate one place



:russ:Wait…bruh is on Bugs Bunny’s timing to escape the law:dame:
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It just amazes me how people get new identities when they run.

If I crossed into Canada , I wouldn't even know how to get a fake id or how to steal some one else's.
Canada would be worse than staying in the states. It's mad cold expensive small population more regulation and less corrupt than america and for Black americans more racist.

You can defenitely cross easier but getting docs would be way harder and way easier to get tripped up by cameras and cops rousting you.

Seriously everyone should have an escape plan just in case meaning a plan for a Katrina style event where you have to leave your location for weeks to months like say going to another city where you can stay with friends or a high limit credit card.

To catching a charge or having super goonies coming after you. For example if you were threatened by the Farc (a guerilla group in Colombia) and unless you are a major politican you wouldn't really be safe anywhere in Colombia.

In fact if the Sinaloas or CNGJ was after you you wouldn't be safe in Mexico or anywhere other than El Salvador. If you couldn't go to america or a G-7 country you're best bet would be Argentina or maybe Paraguay. Pablo's family moved to Argentina after the Cali Cartel demanded all of Pablo's money in exchange for not whacking the family.
 

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Can people sneak onto a cruise ship? If he had help, bro could be anywhere.
you could chance renting a 55 foot yacht with a twin engine and a good captain and a speed boat. Obviously this would require hella bread but you could rent somewhere in southern California and sail down to central america In the Pacific ocean nobody would be looking for you in the gulf of mexico or the carribean sea but with all the ships donnie put in the water there too much chance either the US coast guard or the Dominican Coast guard will be patrolling and stopping rando ships.

That being said if you made it to the DR and went to say Mao you'd be good. Most other Islands are way too small to make this play.

Maybe San Andres near Nicaragua but owned by Colombia because it's Black and english speaking but way too small.

You need millions of people to blend in.

Nicaragua works good because you could have some kind of flash ID (if dude has it) fed ex'ed to say Guatemala and cross back into Nic. But I wouldn't risk that for a couple of years.
 

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nah there’s no neck tattoos that’s not derick 😂



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wtf, that man will never be seen again :mjlol:

nose and lips slight different unless he had good plastic surgery this is not him.

the neck tatts kinda fukk him up. I don't understand why people get them. They could be covered up but still it's a super easy way to ID someone easy.
 

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We are an underdeveloped and tiny farming country. Our largest export used to be banana before disease wiped out our crops. I can’t tell you our largest export right now.
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We have no tax base to do anything productive. shyt, you can not pay your property tax and by law, the govt can’t take your land. You just can’t sell it until it’s paid.
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I don’t know how people get it out there. I rep a town of 10K. If you don’t work for the town, aren’t a police man or don’t serve for BDF (Belize Defense Force), you are a farmer or small business owner. Because nobody has money, your business won’t make you rich.
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I thought about opening a call center. The starting capital is a little outside my range though. It’s a trip when you hear Jamaicans answer your customer service call.
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I forget which companies use CARICOM instead of South Asians for their customer service calls but shout out to them.
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shyt I wonder where a government worker gets their healthcare? I know a lot of small Island people use their insurance to come to Valle del Lilli Hospital for their care.

I don't see why a Belizean cop or small town Prosecutor who can't come to or afford care in the states don't come to Colombia.

But I assume that they go to Mexico or Cuba.

I guess the main export aint coke because donnie would've said something.

Low key wild that Belizeans don't dip illegally or be a narco state. The gangs almost took over El Sal but so called "naturally criminal Black Belize is a relative sea of Tranquilty.

Also they don't even hoe their country out to Men or women. That one chick said Man short in Belize but no Passport bros or hoes.

shyt Philly Dom has a kid down there granted his down bad now but he never really made content encouraging Travel trick bums to go down there an trick.

When you think of it no Black country outside of Kenya is considered a Passport bro or Passport Hoe destination.
 
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