100 Brock lesnars vs 10 Gorillas in a fight who would win??

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one punch from a gorilla will leave your skull badly caved in, probably to the point of instant death. while you're on the ground having violent spasms from brain damage, they'd rip out a nice chunk of your flesh with their jaws. or they could grab you by the throat and break your neck, or snap your spine or remove your limbs one by one. if they're in a really bad mood, they might even use their teeth to peel your face off like a fukking fruit roll up.

it's a mismatch to the highest degree, human beings aren't created to engage in fisticuffs with animals, that's why we have advanced brains and logic. let's stay in our evolutionary lane friends.
 

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one punch from a gorilla will leave your skull badly caved in, probably to the point of instant death. while you're on the ground having violent spasms from brain damage, they'd rip out a nice chunk of your flesh with their jaws. or they could grab you by the throat and break your neck, or snap your spine or remove your limbs one by one. if they're in a really bad mood, they might even use their teeth to peel your face off like a fukking fruit roll up.

it's a mismatch to the highest degree, human beings aren't created to engage in fisticuffs with animals, that's why we have advanced brains and logic. let's stay in our evolutionary lane friends.
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yeah, i cant even think of a scenario where a human could kill a gorilla with his bare hands.
 

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one punch from a gorilla will leave your skull badly caved in, probably to the point of instant death. while you're on the ground having violent spasms from brain damage, they'd rip out a nice chunk of your flesh with their jaws. or they could grab you by the throat and break your neck, or snap your spine or remove your limbs one by one. if they're in a really bad mood, they might even use their teeth to peel your face off like a fukking fruit roll up.

it's a mismatch to the highest degree, human beings aren't created to engage in fisticuffs with animals, that's why we have advanced brains and logic. let's stay in our evolutionary lane friends.

yeah while that's happening you got 9 other 267lb humans waiting, people are really underestimating humans here. The Brocks can come up with a strategy obviously one them would have to be sacrificed while it's distracted the others can gauge his eyes and stomp him death.
 

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Now who else wanna fukk with Hollywood Court?
yeah while that's happening you got 9 other 267lb humans waiting, people are really underestimating humans here. The Brocks can come up with a strategy obviously one them would have to be sacrificed while it's distracted the others can gauge his eyes and stomp him death.


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And therein lies the problem with the plan, not 1 of those Brocks will be willing to die, while all 10 of the Gorillas have been, born and bred into a world of survival of the fittest.

Shock and awe breh, the first Brock that gets his arm ripped from his socket will put the fear in the rest of them, cause if it could happen to 1 Brock what's gonna stop it from happening to all. This wouldn't be like seeing your friend or someone else get violently killed, he'd literally be seeing himself get turned into a pretzel by a 450-500lbs Alpha male with 20" FOREARMS that doesn't understand the words "No god, help me pleaseeee, mercy!!!" :birdman:
 

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Why is this even a discussion? :dwillhuh:

Gorillas win by a landslide. Humans are not built to shoot a fair one with gorilllas :deadrose:
 

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And therein lies the problem with the plan, not 1 of those Brocks will be willing to die, while all 10 of the Gorillas have been, born and bred into a world of survival of the fittest.

Shock and awe breh, the first Brock that gets his arm ripped from his socket will put the fear in the rest of them, cause if it could happen to 1 Brock what's gonna stop it from happening to all. This wouldn't be like seeing your friend or someone else get violently killed, he'd literally be seeing himself get turned into a pretzel by a 450-500lbs Alpha male with 20" FOREARMS that doesn't understand the words "No god, help me pleaseeee, mercy!!!" :birdman:

I made some scenario rules just to clarify that the Brocks have no fear they simply have to fight.
 

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the sheer idiocy and disrespect people show towards animals is astounding. a gorilla would rip apart 50 dudes without breaking a sweat. imagine a human trying to arm bar a gorilla :russ: gorilla would rip your arms out of your sockets then beat the next guy to death with the arm.

yall have no idea how hard im laughing right now...and I just have to be at work :wow:
 

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yeah while that's happening you got 9 other 267lb humans waiting

waiting to do what exactly? die?

The Brocks can come up with a strategy obviously one them would have to be sacrificed while it's distracted the others can gauge his eyes and stomp him death.

i can hear them game planning now. "sooo....which one of you gents feels like getting their arms and legs ripped out of their sockets first?" brilliant plan.
 

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Hmm. Gorillas are stronger than ten men combined but then again Lesnar is a massive dude who is surprisingly quick. The only way would be for each team of ten Lesnars to control and disable the limbs. Having said that.. good luck and gtfo:troll:
I would definitely pay to see that shyt on PPV:lupe:
 

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That would be like adding that all the Gorillas are hyper aggressive.

Fear is a part of the equation, you can't just remove it :yeshrug:

Doesn't really matter because it's a secluded confined area anyways so you either fight or die :manny:
 
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