so I told my uncle whose an accomplished local MMA fighter (he's sparred with Kimbo before) and well known bouncer out here about this, and I asked him this question with a straight serious face

.... not to mention his son used to work at Monkey Jungle Island out here before
I swear I never seen him laugh so fukking hard at something in my fukking life, this nikka hit the




in rapid succesion
he told me he has a video of a silver back named King catching a big ass COCONUT with one hand.... looking at that shyt like

and BUSTIN IT OPEN..... by POKIN IT WITH HIS INDEX FINGER


his friend Ricky whose a 300 pound 5'11 Cajun transplant from Louisiana went with him, and he got SAT DOWN by a young male chimp on command by his trainer with one arm as part of a demonstration
he thought I was dumb as fukk for a second I had to let him know

Im on team apeshyt bro
Ive never felt more

as a human in my life brehs, this thread has opened my eyes that we aint shyt without guns, and now I really wanna see Dawn of The Planet of the Apes in theaters July 11th