100 M's or 15 Minutes with god?

klientel

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God play too much...gimme the cash

You ask a simple question and he hit you with a long ass confusing response talking about nothing.

"My son, taketh on thy armor and bequeath thy love for the lord......"

15 mins later he still rambling and then send you home with nothing. Now you are this nikka because nobody believes you....

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Maybe ask God how to get 100M without losing yourself

I wanna say 15 min with God but I live in this capitalist world where more money usually means more peace and satisfaction

Imagine u were told for 15 min that life on earth meant nothing so just find peace within.
"Hey God, how do I get 100 million without losing yourself"

" :what: By taking money, when offered. WTF is wrong with yall. No matter what blessing I send, yall always manage to look the other way. This was supposed to be a lay. Your momma used to always pray for help with the bills. But now you wanna talk. You wanna learn something. Don't we talk all the time. You don't shut the fukk up. What happened the last time one of yall sought knowledge....nikka I wrote it down, pick up a book. Learn how to read. Learn how to talk what's freely given. Learn that if a nikka ain't picking up His phone, its for a fukking reason. Get out my face"
 

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This thread again. :skip:


Taking the 100 mil, tithing my 10% off top, buying @Luken a real Lambo, setting up my fam forever, and then starting a pro-black (and New Black) message board where the gifs and avis actually twork called TheAri.com (short for The Arena). :troll:
 
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15 minutes with god…then end the conversation with a dap and respectfully asking him for tomorrow’s lottery numbers
Until the very end God ask you

“ what is this lottery you speak of son? Oh well Farewell human! “

and continues to flow up back to the skies and you just there like
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Then you realized what just happened
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"Hey God, how do I get 100 million without losing yourself"

" :what: By taking money, when offered. WTF is wrong with yall. No matter what blessing I send, yall always manage to look the other way. This was supposed to be a lay. Your momma used to always pray for help with the bills. But now you wanna talk. You wanna learn something. Don't we talk all the time. You don't shut the fukk up. What happened the last time one of yall sought knowledge....nikka I wrote it down, pick up a book. Learn how to read. Learn how to talk what's freely given. Learn that if a nikka ain't picking up His phone, its for a fukking reason. Get out my face"
Until the very end God ask you

“ what is this lottery you speak of son? Oh well Farewell human! “

and continues to flow up back to the skies and you just there like
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Then you realized what just happened
lebron-lebron-james.gif

:dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead:
 
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