100 M's or 15 Minutes with god?

[Sauce Mane]

 

[Sterling Archer]

15 minutes with god…then end the conversation with a dap and respectfully asking him for tomorrow’s lottery numbers

This guy gets it.

 

[CHICAGO]

IF YOU SAY NO...
DO YOU GO TO HELL WHEN
YOU DIE?



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[Canada Goose]

Im taking the 100M, the Bible says God's voice is like thunder, didn't the dude in the Bible who spoke to him had his hair turn white after he he was finished?


I'm good on speaking to God face to face Prayer is perfectly fine with me.

 

[CrownHeights]

Why would anyone want to meet that MF?

If were made from his image, that mean he is both good and evil, jealous, angry, kind, crazy and sane all at the same time which means that MF has multiply personality disorder. So meeting it would be a dice roll. You have better odds in Vegas.

Give me them duckets.

If God is real (I doubt it) I'll either see him in the clouds or from the fiery pits of hell.

 

[Prynce]

IF YOU SAY NO...
DO YOU GO TO HELL WHEN
YOU DIE?



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of course not

 

[TheKongoEmpire]

100 M. Fucc your deity. ​

 

[Astroslik]

"Hey God, how do I get 100 million without losing yourself"

" By taking money, when offered. WTF is wrong with yall. No matter what blessing I send, yall always manage to look the other way. This was supposed to be a lay. Your momma used to always pray for help with the bills. But now you wanna talk. You wanna learn something. Don't we talk all the time. You don't shut the fukk up. What happened the last time one of yall sought knowledge....nikka I wrote it down, pick up a book. Learn how to read. Learn how to talk what's freely given. Learn that if a nikka ain't picking up His phone, its for a fukking reason. Get out my face"

@Cat piss martini what would your conversation would god be like?

 

[CopiousX]

15 min with God, straight answers no riddles and no funny behind the scenes stuff.

I want answers and I need them now.

Would be hilarious if God sat you down and said,


"son , you should've taken the hundred mil. That was a message from me. Where else did you think you'd get an offer like that from? "

 

[CHICAGO]

of course not

WELL GIVE ME MY 100MS.

I CAN GET 15 MINIUTES WITH HIM
WHEN I DIE.



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[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I’m taking the money, and any god would understand.

 

[JoseLuisGotcha]

if you ask the right questions, the knowledge and info you'll receive from God will have you touching a Billion .....

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

Who is offering the money?

Is God himself offering you 15 minutes with him vs $100M?

Feel like he'd want you to take the money and do as much good as possible. Talking with him would probably change your whole life though.

He drops so much knowledge that the world seems trivial. He tells you that you've got 60 more years to live on Earth. How do you top getting direct knowledge from God? You spend the next 60 years with gray hair not even focused on earthly shyt anymore.

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

Would be hilarious if God sat you down and said,


"son , you should've taken the hundred mil. That was a message from me. Where else did you think you'd get an offer like that from? "

I would be so hottt

 

[Cat piss martini]

@Cat piss martini what would your conversation would god be like?

My hundred million dollar antics
are gonna cut 10 years off my life instantly.
i'll holla at the Don when i touch down.

st peters: yeah man......it's him
God: fine......send him in.



me: so do I get to pick the color of my robe?

God: you had a 6 woman orgy with wings being served.


me:

God: by albino midget mimes on rollerskate!!!!!
me: I said grace before eating them wings

God: you did.....you did.
me: see i respect yo gangsta.

God: that one chick was blessed.
me: taffy???......i'm gonna miss taffy.
God: pick what color robe you want and behave.


me: ya'll got strip clubs?

God: this nikka