Ephesians 4:31
101 Bible Oddities
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How are people choosing what they want to see. These are things you notice while you are a Christian going to church. These are literal scriptures . These are some of the ridiculous things that add up to where someone questions the rationality of the literature they are reading. Can we not look these up right now? Can we not all go to the book store and buy a Bible and find the same scriptures right now today…Deflection ! Everybody posting in this thread was a Christian once assuming we are all African American here (wonder how that came to be
).. We aren’t from the synagogue of satan lol. Y’all are free to believe in y’all crazy fairytales as long as y’all want, but most of us adults have read the Bible multiple times and have the right to call out the absurdity of the Bible and it’s contradictions. The only things you all can do is try to act like we haven’t read the Bible and that we have only seen cliff notes of it, which is just lazy. And assumes we weren’t Christian’s before which is dishonest .I’ve read the Bible word for word front to back several times and these contradictions are not internet conspiracies, they are really in the Bible and are just as fukking ridiculous as they sound in the thread. Don’t matter what you are looking for smart ass
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One thing people get confused with is the years on how long they lived. They measure time with the moon and if Noah or whoever was 500 years old more than likely they were around 40 years of age.
Toe Jay Simpson
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I hear that Cain thing all the time. Man think about how long it says they were living back then, didn’t Adam like like 800 years?
If you don’t believe the story you don’t believe it, but if youre trying to make the sense of it as it’s writing, then think about it. How many children can a woman in just a small time frame? Think about these women we see that end up having like 7 kids by the time they’re 45 and are already grandmothers. Now imagine this over the course of say like 100 years. There would have been a large number of females produced and walking around the Earth by let’s say year 100 of this scenario. This would have been where Cain took a wife from. Just because Cain and Seth are the only ones mentioned does not mean they did not have other children, and Seth probably did the same thing. Over the course of 800 years of doing this the gene pool is now deluded to a degree and people are now starting to move away from being so closely related by blood. It’s a multiplier effect.
If you don’t believe the story you don’t believe it, but if youre trying to make the sense of it as it’s writing, then think about it. How many children can a woman in just a small time frame? Think about these women we see that end up having like 7 kids by the time they’re 45 and are already grandmothers. Now imagine this over the course of say like 100 years. There would have been a large number of females produced and walking around the Earth by let’s say year 100 of this scenario. This would have been where Cain took a wife from. Just because Cain and Seth are the only ones mentioned does not mean they did not have other children, and Seth probably did the same thing. Over the course of 800 years of doing this the gene pool is now deluded to a degree and people are now starting to move away from being so closely related by blood. It’s a multiplier effect.
Humans are fukking stupid
How are people choosing what they want to see. These are things you notice while you are a Christian going to church. These are literal scriptures . These are some of the ridiculous things that add up to where someone questions the rationality of the literature they are reading. Can we not look these up right now? Can we not all go to the book store and buy a Bible and find the same scriptures right now today…Deflection ! Everybody posting in this thread was a Christian once assuming we are all African American here (wonder how that came to be
Did you ask the Holy Spirit to open the scriptures to you? Did you see something that is forbidden in the Bible yet you have done it yourself?
Throw out some examples if you would so please. All you have provided is commentary. I have assumed nothing as I haven't said I assume anything.
you can read the bible 10 times and make erroneous judgments about it 10 timesHow are people choosing what they want to see. These are things you notice while you are a Christian going to church. These are literal scriptures . These are some of the ridiculous things that add up to where someone questions the rationality of the literature they are reading. Can we not look these up right now? Can we not all go to the book store and buy a Bible and find the same scriptures right now today…Deflection ! Everybody posting in this thread was a Christian once assuming we are all African American here (wonder how that came to be
if you can read it with a straight face, and still speak the way you speak you have glossed you havent read.
99. Adam names every animal on earth
Adam names every animal on earth. God makes the animals and parades them before Adam to see if any would strike his fancy. But none seem to have what it takes to please him. (Although he was tempted to go for the sheep.) After making the animals, God has Adam name them all. The naming of several million species must have kept Adam busy for a while.
Adam was a sheep fukker?
MuzzyP
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And he was cool enough to give them all unique names too. After the 100th or so animal, I'd just start calling them similar names.99. Adam names every animal on earth
Adam names every animal on earth. God makes the animals and parades them before Adam to see if any would strike his fancy. But none seem to have what it takes to please him. (Although he was tempted to go for the sheep.) After making the animals, God has Adam name them all. The naming of several million species must have kept Adam busy for a while.
"You're a lion. You're a lionel. You're lionist. You're lionelli.", and so on and so forth.
maybe your idea of adam is the issue99. Adam names every animal on earth
Adam names every animal on earth. God makes the animals and parades them before Adam to see if any would strike his fancy. But none seem to have what it takes to please him. (Although he was tempted to go for the sheep.) After making the animals, God has Adam name them all. The naming of several million species must have kept Adam busy for a while.
if Eve is the mother of ALL the living something is amiss.
I said it to another person but it might be our down stairs parts that is actually being described
MuzzyP
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All these Adam posts got me thinking. If Adam was the only human, why was he given genitals? Who was he gonna knock up? Was he supposed to fukk a sheep? Was he made without genitalia, but was gifted some after Eve was made?
Genesis needs aTV series or something that answers these important questions.
Genesis needs aTV series or something that answers these important questions.
One Lord standing on Earth while another Lord is in heaven?
Who is the word? The "logos"?
Rep to whoever can even try to explain that shyt
I think every instance where Abraham had an interaction with "God", I think most people would be surprised that that "God" is not who they think it is.
Same for Moses.
In which, could possibly extend to all interactions w/ "God" in the OT.
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he was there and he was kickin it
you need to read like how i read it though
@MMS if God was right there and he was kicking it why doesn't God do that anymore?? Has God ever actually had a conversation with you where you could hear his voice?
yes i have
if you say "why doesnt God do that anymore" youve already come to a foregone conclusion about God's role in your life.