101: I'll Teach You How to Stan

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the worst kind of stan is the stan in denial. the one who will always pop up in every thread related to the same rapper and try to shyt on him for no reason or bring up said rapper's name in a discussion that doesn't concern him

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Isn't that a hater?:mjpls:
 

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Stans shall inflate their rapper's resumes.

Exhibit A:

Jay Stan said:
Hov owns the Nets. What's your rapper own? :mjpls:

Exhibit B:

Nas Stan said:
illmatic >>>>> Jay's entire catalog :whoo:...and it's not even debatable

Exhibit C:

Kanye Stan said:
So we gon act like Yeezy hasn't dropped 5 straight classics :yeshrug:
 

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The key to quality stanning is playing paper, rock, scissor with skills, sales, and swag

You say your rapper has better skills than mine? :umad: we sell more records than you

You sell more records than us? :ufdup: you're old, goofy, and awkward; we're over here looking fresh

You're more charismatic than us? You start more fashion trends? :pacspit: it's about the music, bar for bar we kill you.

rinse and repeat.
 

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When stanning for 50, use the following:

"If you can't understand the aggressive content in his music, you probably don't understand the harsh realities of street life and how difficult it is to reach some stage in your life where you're surrounded by nothing but positive space."

Talk about how he got shot 9 times...and how he's still breathing.

When all else fails..."
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I know of a certain specimen that pretends to be a stan of a certain rapper (complete with avi and all, plus constantly proclaiming said rapper is his favorite) while sneakily dissing him every other post claiming "even though he's my favorite rapper, that sh*t was absolutely wack/a major L", thereby trying to assassinate every aspect of his character and work.


I see you.. :mjpls:
 

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I know of a certain specimen that pretends to be a stan of a certain rapper (complete with avi and all, plus constantly proclaiming said rapper is his favorite) while sneakily dissing him every other post claiming "even though he's my favorite rapper, that sh*t was absolutely wack/a major L", thereby trying to assassinate every aspect of his character and work.


I see you.. :mjpls:

Just say their name breh

and oh yeah, this site been up since April, so going into 5 months, who are the worst stans on the coli so far? drop your top 5 brehs
 

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Posters used(or still do) to refer to themselves as Stans, maybe not this site but i know one Nas site where posters would refer to themselves as Stans. Forgetting thats an insult, Nas was comparing Jay to that suicidal maniac who killed him, his girl and their unborn seed all for the love of Eminem.

Mostly with me, I only post in threads i am interested in ... I haven't listened to Kendrick, 2 Chainz, etc, any of these new guys. So i will only contribute in threads i am interested in.

I said Nas & Scarface new track is weak, i went from green to red in minutes. Nas got the most vulnerable stans ever.
 

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I know of a certain specimen that pretends to be a stan of a certain rapper (complete with avi and all, plus constantly proclaiming said rapper is his favorite) while sneakily dissing him every other post claiming "even though he's my favorite rapper, that sh*t was absolutely wack/a major L", thereby trying to assassinate every aspect of his character and work.


I see you.. :mjpls:
Thats just keeping it funky bruh, thats an objective fan

Harry B is reading this thread with furious anger

You know he hates his avatar too, like "im sorry grayhova but i have to appear objective"
 

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Thats just keeping it funky bruh, thats an objective fan

Harry B is reading this thread with furious anger

You know he hates his avatar too, like "im sorry grayhova but i have to appear objective"

I wasn't even talking about Harry B. But judging by the reputation he has on here, he does the same thing..
 

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If someone disagrees with you, call him a cac.

Here's an oldie, but goodie :pachaha:

Posters used(or still do) to refer to themselves as Stans, maybe not this site but i know one Nas site where posters would refer to themselves as Stans. Forgetting thats an insult, Nas was comparing Jay to that suicidal maniac who killed him, his girl and their unborn seed all for the love of Eminem.

Mostly with me, I only post in threads i am interested in ... I haven't listened to Kendrick, 2 Chainz, etc, any of these new guys. So i will only contribute in threads i am interested in.

I said Nas & Scarface new track is weak, i went from green to red in minutes. Nas got the most vulnerable stans ever.

Rule of thumb for stans: when you say you are going to neg, follow thru. It let's them know it's real. :noah: :steviej:
 

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I wasn't even talking about Harry B. But judging by the reputation he has on here, he does the same thing..
Naw Harry wouldnt dare speak against his lord and master.

I think a fan who can acknowledge that his favorite artist isn't perfect is a good fan. Cam at his peak was one of my favorite rappers but I'm not gonna lie and say he didnt fall the hell off.
 
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