101: I'll Teach You How to Stan

[Ineedmoney504]

what about the stan that come in rival of the rapper he stans thread always trying to calm shyt down when people are giving him praise(ie. all guys ima hugh fan but let no go over board), and then saying he is a big fan of both, but in every post he is throwing a sub at the rapper he stans rival

i see u nikkaz u knw who the fukk u is nikka probably got the most post in this thread to

 

[Gifted one]

what about the stan that come in rival of the rapper he stans thread always trying to calm shyt down when people are giving him praise(ie. all guys ima hugh fan but let no go over board), and then saying he is a big fan of both, but in every post he is throwing a sub at the rapper he stans rival

i see u nikkaz u knw who the fukk u is nikka probably got the most post in this thread to

I think I got most posts in this thread, but I wonder what rapper I stan

 

[Ineedmoney504]

I think I got most posts in this thread, but I wonder what rapper I stan

shoots fired

 

[inndaskKy]

You're throwing a subliminal at me?

Did you feel like my description fit your m.o.?

 

[Gifted one]

shoots fired

I'm a Nas stan point me to the subs I throw at Jay, did you not see the posts I had in that thread with Doeboy? I gave Jay tons of props, point me to these posts of me being a stan and I'll take my loss

"If it ain't directed directly at me I don't respect it"

 

[Swiggy]

LMAO at this thread almost getting upended by Charmander shoutouts

 

[Ineedmoney504]

I'm a Nas stan point me to the subs I throw at Jay, did you not see the posts I had in that thread with Doeboy? I gave Jay tons of props, point me to these posts of me being a stan and I'll take my loss

"If it ain't directed directly at me I don't respect it"

just looked thru your post and 95% of them are in nas vs jay thread and almost every thread is u beefing wit jay stans and then u try and throw in a nas stans are just as bad but do your thang nikka

 

[Gifted one]

just looked thru your post and 95% of them are in nas vs jay thread and almost every thread is u beefing wit jay stans and then u try and throw in a nas stans are just as bad but do your thang nikka

I spit out my drink just now, I can respect you because atleast you not coming in throwing swings like Gravity and Harry B, but real talk though, Jay is one of the GOATS, him and Nas are both top 3, only Jay stans I beef with is Harry B and Gravity, there is way more Nas stans on here but them two are like the Wade and Bron duo of stans, They both need to get over it though, especially since both their heroes are friends now (Nas and Jay)

 

[Ineedmoney504]

I spit out my drink just now, I can respect you because atleast you not coming in throwing swings like Gravity and Harry B, but real talk though, Jay is one of the GOATS, him and Nas are both top 3, only Jay stans I beef with is Harry B and Gravity, there is way more Nas stans on here but them two are like the Wade and Bron duo of stans, They both need to get over it though, especially since both their heroes are friends now (Nas and Jay)

them nikkaz aint give up ima a jay stan and had beef wit harry b many times on sohh, not bout jay, but bout his stanning anybody that standing next to jay, jeezy cole(my favorite young nikka) and anybody else who close, and how he try and shyt on any that beef wit jay(state p) i been gave up on that nikka, i aint got no problems wit doeboy, never had any interactions wit the nikka

 

[charmander]

LMAO at this thread almost getting upended by Charmander shoutouts

we did it

 

[iPod Raheem 2.0]

Some recent exemplary stanning

Stanning Keith Murray--in a thread about how great he could've been had he made a few minor strategic artistic changes:

Toned down the abstraction that had dudes like and just kept it to real sh1t, would he have been top 5 dead or alive? He had all the tools - charisma, mic presence, flow etc.

Basically if I stood 5 inches taller, weighed 20 pounds heavier, jumped 2 feet higher, ran faster, had an unstoppable fadeaway, employed as effective a ball fake, and was one of the most clutch players ever, could I have been Michael Jordan? According to Gallo, absolutely yes...there's still hope!


Stanning Weezy--in a thread discussing Weezy's recent legitimate, or illegitimate, foray into skating:

tunechi finna save skateboarding the same way he saved hip-hop

this generation's 2pac and tony hawk at the same damn time we winnin

Weezy's rep would be half what it is if not for the online efforts of charmander. This is greatness y'all. Take notes.

Stanning Kanye--in a thread about Nas's Metacritic rating for LIG:

MBDTF is 94 based on 40 critics

Textbook stanning. In a thread praising Nas's recent album, LIG, Capitol randomly brings up Kanye's Metacritic rating for MBDTF, which just so happens to be much higher than Nas's LIG Metacritic rating for LIG as a way to boost Kanye. Well done.

Stanning Nas--in a thread about Nas's Metacritic rating for LIG:

I don't know what or who a Metacritic is but if this 81 is on a scale of 100 then they are discredited to me as a reputable record reviewer. Everyone i know who knows true hip hop and listens to lyrics has told me they love this album and everyone has a different favorite track. I'm not the biggest fan of The Don myself. I don't like the beat as much as other people but somewhere their is a 40 year old dude jamming to that shyt remembering the 90's when rap was raw. So i can't hate on it, it's just not one of my prefered tracks. But overall this album is at least a 95-97 on a scale of 100.

So an 81 on the Metacritic scale is a great rating--crossing the threshold for universal acclaim; basicaly everybody thinks this is a good album. Not good enough for Reggie. Reggie says LIG is at least 95-97...on a scale of 100. At best this shyt gotta be 125, right, Reggie?

Stanning Kendrick Lamar--in a thread about stanning Kendrick Lamar:

http://www.the-coli.com/booth/36369-i-dont-want-no-beef-kendrick-lamar-luperry-fiascoe.html

Colilluminati creates a quote of words Lupe never said himself. Don't even ask my how. And he refers to Lupe as Luperry seemingly as a way to shyt on Lupe. Nice.

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

A good barometer for stanning is how much your opinions stand out from other fans of the artist, or how disputable the facts you point out are

For example I think its safe to say Pac is one of, if not THE most influential figures in rap, second maybe only to Jay. Love him, hate him, you can't deny his influence- you don't even have to look beyond rap to see it. It's a whole nother thing though when you say shyt like "man if Pac were alive today"

I disagree that championing an artist who wasn't well known = stanning. Wu Syndicate and Camp Lo are two of my favorite groups, and I think w/better marketing they could have been real breaths of fresh air, but the timing was WAY off. Does that make me a stan? I don't think believing in an artist makes you a stan.

 

[iPod Raheem 2.0]

A good barometer for stanning is how much your opinions stand out from other fans of the artist, or how disputable the facts you point out are

For example I think its safe to say Pac is one of, if not THE most influential figures in rap, second maybe only to Jay. Love him, hate him, you can't deny his influence- you don't even have to look beyond rap to see it. It's a whole nother thing though when you say shyt like "man if Pac were alive today"

I disagree that championing an artist who wasn't well known = stanning. Wu Syndicate and Camp Lo are two of my favorite groups, and I think w/better marketing they could have been real breaths of fresh air, but the timing was WAY off. Does that make me a stan? I don't think believing in an artist makes you a stan.

Nope, that is called being a fan. We're discussing a different breed in here.

 

[KTD2]

There are literally nikkas waiting in the bushes right now as I type this, counting down the time until they can pop up and say "we gon act like Blueprint III wasn't a classic?"

Look out your windows brehs, they're in the shrubbery

They can't even wait. I'm pretty sure I saw that over on the other site earlier this year.

 

[mikishere]

I'm a Nas stan point me to the subs I throw at Jay, did you not see the posts I had in that thread with Doeboy? I gave Jay tons of props, point me to these posts of me being a stan and I'll take my loss

"If it ain't directed directly at me I don't respect it"

you are one of the biggest nas stans on the coli