iPod Raheem 2.0
D, mother****er, D.
Thought a thread was needed to make sure our stans understand the rules and regulations to this stan game so they can always bring their A+ game when 
ing for their artist. 
Add more, nikkas.
Our mission is to ensure a quality breed of stan. 
ing for their artist. - Scan the forum for titles that mention your artist. Enter said threads. If negative, post some variation of "OP's a degenerate fakkit" or "1*, neg rep"--cute disparaging gifs welcome, too. If positive, say your artist is a gawd (
) and proceed to go balls deep in the context of whatever the thread is about. 
- Proclaim that your artist has dropped yet another classic before you have heard the album.
- Deny any issues involving credibility by exaggerating the character trait at question. (Examples: "It was actually Nas who had the illest gun in QB," "My people tell me that Rozay met with Noriega last month to receive yet another shipment of coke to distribute through America's prisons"). Always remember that your artist is teflon.
- Declare that your artist is top 5 dead or alive, and if anyone disagrees...
- Whenever a rival of your artist is mentioned, immediately praise your artist and shyt on the rival. (Example: Rival poster: Hovi is making sure the little Africans have some water. Stan poster: Nas been talking about Africa for like 20 years. Ether, nikka...ether. shyt burns slow, huh.
) - Don't just comment on your artist; craft narratives. Wear your opponents out with length if you can't do so with logic.
- Do your best to demonstrate that a W for your artist is a W for you and for others like you. Ls? They don't exist unless you are giving them to a rival of your artist; if no rival involved, your alphabet is only 25 letters. (Example: go see any of charmander's old posts dedicated to YMCMB on
)
Add more, nikkas.
Our mission is to ensure a quality breed of stan. 
