101: I'll Teach You How to Stan

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In a few years I'm going to make a thread like "We gonna act like 50 cent ain't got 4 classic studio albums under his name?" :pachaha:

I'm already preparing for it

There's probably some European version of The Coli where 15 year old cacs are arguing that same point to much agreement :wtf:
 

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there are 2 types of stans. the shameless stans and undercover stans

the shameless stan is blatant and obvious with his stannery. he's biased, irrational and ridiculous but he's so committed to this persona that in a way you have to respect it even if you don't take it seriously

the undercover stan is much more subtle. he will pose as an objective poster and try to mix in "logic" and "reason" with his stannery. he's just as biased and irrational as the shameless stan but he's better at blending in with the crowd of normal posters. instead of blatantly calling someone who hates on his favorite rapper a "phaggot," like a shameless stan, he'll use sarcasm, clever .gifs and smiley faces to mock that poster and his argument. he'll also throw in a lot of strawman arguments and vague language that doesn't actually address the issue even if it appears to. he models his arguments after a lying politician or lawyer. he'll also NEVER admit to being angry or emotional when defending his favorite rapper and will do his best to come across as :manny: in all his posts when in reality he's :to: :damn:
NAS IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME, PHUCK YA'LL THAT DON'T AGREE ESCOBAR SEASON NYGGAS
these are the stans that do the dirty work as far as converting other posters to stan their favorite rapper. they're also much tougher to spot. undercover stans will NEVER admit to being a stan for that would defeat their entire purpose. some undercover stans have become so good at their undercover stannery that they can spend their entire posting careers undercover stanning without you even knowing it. all the while, slowly but surely converting other posters to their favorite rappers. they might even throw in some subliminal messages in their posts
 

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there are 2 types of stans. the shameless stans and undercover stans

the shameless stan is blatant and obvious with his stannery. he's biased, irrational and ridiculous but he's so committed to this persona that in a way you have to respect it even if you don't take it seriously

the undercover stan is much more subtle. he will pose as an objective poster and try to mix in "logic" and "reason" with his stannery. he's just as biased and irrational as the shameless stan but he's better at blending in with the crowd of normal posters. instead of blatantly calling someone who hates on his favorite rapper a "phaggot," like a shameless stan, he'll use sarcasm, clever .gifs and smiley faces to mock that poster and his argument. he'll also throw in a lot of strawman arguments and vague language that doesn't actually address the issue even if it appears to. he models his arguments after a lying politician or lawyer. he'll also NEVER admit to being angry or emotional when defending his favorite rapper and will do his best to come across as :manny: in all his posts when in reality he's :to: :damn:
NAS IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME, PHUCK YA'LL THAT DON'T AGREE ESCOBAR SEASON NYGGAS
these are the stans that do the dirty work as far as converting other posters to stan their favorite rapper. they're also much tougher to spot. undercover stans will NEVER admit to being a stan for that would defeat their entire purpose. some undercover stans have become so good at their undercover stannery that they can spend their entire posting careers undercover stanning without you even knowing it. all the while, slowly but surely converting other posters to their favorite rappers. they might even throw in some subliminal messages in their posts


i cant help but to get the impression that your referring to art barr with your definition of an 'undercover stan' :russ:
 

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the worst kind of stan is the stan in denial. the one who will always pop up in every thread related to the same rapper and try to shyt on him for no reason or bring up said rapper's name in a discussion that doesn't concern him

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art barr stans KRS and cam'ron and he reverse stans nas.

but yeah that "we" shyt is the ultimate in stanning. when people start living vicariously through the artist

when debating who is better musically you bring up how much money or women they got/get, their position on the forbes list instead of actually debating their music.

when you have a picture of an artist with their shirt off in your avi.

when a new song drops and you start using a line from the song at every oppurtunity, or even when there isn't an oppurtunity (its just different).

then there is the weird reverse/confused stan = when you post in a thread about an artist who you claim that you dont like, yet you have the most posts in the thread, and this is a consistent pattern. (appearantly, you can even be summoned by mentioning the artists name)
 

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there are 2 types of stans. the shameless stans and undercover stans

the shameless stan is blatant and obvious with his stannery. he's biased, irrational and ridiculous but he's so committed to this persona that in a way you have to respect it even if you don't take it seriously

the undercover stan is much more subtle. he will pose as an objective poster and try to mix in "logic" and "reason" with his stannery. he's just as biased and irrational as the shameless stan but he's better at blending in with the crowd of normal posters. instead of blatantly calling someone who hates on his favorite rapper a "phaggot," like a shameless stan, he'll use sarcasm, clever .gifs and smiley faces to mock that poster and his argument. he'll also throw in a lot of strawman arguments and vague language that doesn't actually address the issue even if it appears to. he models his arguments after a lying politician or lawyer. he'll also NEVER admit to being angry or emotional when defending his favorite rapper and will do his best to come across as :manny: in all his posts when in reality he's :to: :damn:
NAS IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME, PHUCK YA'LL THAT DON'T AGREE ESCOBAR SEASON NYGGAS
these are the stans that do the dirty work as far as converting other posters to stan their favorite rapper. they're also much tougher to spot. undercover stans will NEVER admit to being a stan for that would defeat their entire purpose. some undercover stans have become so good at their undercover stannery that they can spend their entire posting careers undercover stanning without you even knowing it. all the while, slowly but surely converting other posters to their favorite rappers. they might even throw in some subliminal messages in their posts

:whoo: :lawd: The undercover is so elusive
 
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art barr stans KRS and cam'ron and he reverse stans nas.

but yeah that "we" shyt is the ultimate in stanning. when people start living vicariously through the artist

when debating who is better musically you bring up how much money or women they got/get, their position on the forbes list instead of actually debating their music.

when you have a picture of an artist with their shirt off in your avi.

when a new song drops and you start using a line from the song at every oppurtunity, or even when there isn't an oppurtunity (its just different).

then there is the weird reverse/confused stan = when you post in a thread about an artist who you claim that you dont like, yet you have the most posts in the thread, and this is a consistent pattern. (appearantly, you can even be summoned by mentioning the artists name)

there are a few of these stans everyday on the coli.....wonder if these stans will show up in this thread exposing they're STANDOM:lolbron:
 

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*Hi I'm Pool_Shark and I'm a TDE stan/2Pac Stan*

crowd:"Hi Pool_Shark"

*Whenever a thread is made I will come in and shamelessly hype the single or album as the truth and this is the best hip-hop has to offer. If anyone argues I will bombard the page with my favorite tracks and make blanket statements without addressing anyone in particular. If I'm lazy or having a bad day I will respond with only a :pacspit:. :snoop:*

:pacspit: to anyone trying to argue with the legend Charmander.

Watch out for the Harry Biatch thread it's cummin soon
 
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