White boy lingo and fatherlessness have really broken some people's brains. That text is pretty in line with what you'd expect from a dad. Especially one who is at least 40+ years old. And no, calling your son goofy isn't some weird thing. It's a fukking joke. Holding the door open for a woman, listening to her, and paying for her meal are traditional male acts. Just because you are cheap or spend too much time reading white incel shyt on reddit doesn't change the fact that these are primary tenants of what being a man used to be before a fatherless generation started re-writing "masculinity." Your grandfather opened doors and bought flowers. Hell, a lot of grandfathers built a fukking house for their woman. Your father paid for dates. And both of them would look on current young men in disgust. Crying about women online, asking women if they want to chill at your wack apartment for a first date, not paying for dinner, not having a car to pick her up in, not being able to impress women with physical or academic (or financial) achievements...this is loser behavior to the generations of men who came before us and built this country.