Lord_nikon
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Thought this was a video fight 
2 Common Chimpanzees vs Giant Panda
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OneManGang
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Panda greatly outweighs it, out muscles it, has offensive weapons of its own in longer canines and claws, has thick fur to withstand sharp attacks. I don't know if your'e thinking pandas are just always gentle, but a chimp would have to be very desperate and insane to even attempt this. Panda washing one chimp. At worst, its a Mexican standoff as the chimp can't do enough to hurt it while the panda is not quick enough to chase the chimp.
You're on something if u think Panda stands a chance.
Here's an experiment:
Try to find one single video of pandas legitimately fighting. You can't, cuz they are slow and lazy and laid back as fukk. Even when they do fight it looks uncordinated. They cant even keep themselves upright.
Yeah they are bigger, better weapons, more fur, but pandas dont have heart. Animal disposition matters alot in this. Thats why no one fukking with hippos despite thier vegan status.
But a panda? Naw they cottenele soft, chimp will rip its face off
Here's an experiment:
Try to find one single video of pandas legitimately fighting. You can't, cuz they are slow and lazy and laid back as fukk. Even when they do fight it looks uncordinated. They cant even keep themselves upright.
Yeah they are bigger, better weapons, more fur, but pandas dont have heart. Animal disposition matters alot in this. Thats why no one fukking with hippos despite thier vegan status.
But a panda? Naw they cottenele soft, chimp will rip its face off
OneManGang
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You really tried to say they don't have heart like this a damn prize fight?
Pandas are barely even seen in the wild, much less videos of them fighting. Stop confusing captivity behavior with behavior in the wild. There's no situation where a chimp kills a panda i'm sorry. You bugging. I like how you brought up hippos, because that how crazy you sound. I bet nikkas in here would vote for a chimp beating up a hippo
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You coli dudes act like the second a chimp touches someone, their eyes will magically explode, their arms will magically fall off and half their body will explode like the Chimp is Kenshiro from Fist Of The North Star.
Chimpanzee 's do not know how to inflict fatal blows and can't even one shot weak average humans but a chimp is ripping a Pandas face off?
How about you show me 1 video of a Chimp killing the average man in 2 minutes
A chimp would simply bite through its skin (even though high caliber bullet are used to pierce through its skin)
You really tried to say they don't have heart like this a damn prize fight?
Pandas are barely even seen in the wild, much less videos of them fighting. Stop confusing captivity behavior with behavior in the wild. There's no situation where a chimp kills a panda i'm sorry. You bugging. I like how you brought up hippos, because that how crazy you sound. I bet nikkas in here would vote for a chimp beating up a hippo
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bigbadbossup2012
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me tooThought this was a video fight
OfTheCross
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Pandas are weak bruh. The chimps are killers
Nah...
Y’all know how gay guys be still putting in that work in a fight because the end of the day they are still MEN testosterone and all.
Pandas are still BEARS they will fukk up a chimp. One claw swipe they will be damn near in half
OfTheCross
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The Chimps will use rocks and shyt
that's what I'm saying.I've never seen a panda fight before. They can chew through bamboo so the chimp better not get caught cause whatever limb he bites is gone.
nikkas in this thread thinking a chimp can suplex a rhino and rip its face off