2 Common Chimpanzees vs Giant Panda

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

There's giant chimps also out there.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

The Coli dead ass swear chimps and silverbacks have super powers.

Here's some Hairless Chimps you can check out their muscle structure then talk that shyt

 

[Centaur]

I'm going wit ceaser and koba all day brehs

 

[---]

I've already seen many chimp documentaries. Chimpanzees are torturers not efficient killers like Lions or Tigers, they don't know HOW to kill quickly. They don't bite on your neck or sink their fangs in your skull to kill you.
Look up Andrew Oberle, a 23-year-old who was dragged by 2 chimps and fought them for hours.
Chimps don't even know how to kill humans properly so what makes you think it will kill a fully grown panda

And this is a fight to the death in the octagon, no hiding, running or stalking

Are comparing a legit human brain to a panda brain in terms of combat strategy?

Chimps aren't apex predators but they are killers nonetheless. A thing that kills 23 animals in an inefficient way as opposed to something that kills 23 animals things an efficient way we still end up with the same number. Regardless of the timeframe methods or techniques still 23 dead. Chimps are known killers.

 

[---]

nikka you talking about chimps like they serial killers FOH

"Stalk for months...torture it...."

Read more and come back cats don't even know the definition of torture. Also just Google chimps torturing. Dumb cats always exposing themselves.

 

[Silkk]

Thought this was a video fight

I'd pay money to see this shyt go down

 

[Hellmont]

Are comparing a legit human brain to a panda brain in terms of combat strategy?

Chimps aren't apex predators but they are killers nonetheless. A thing that kills 23 animals in an inefficient way as opposed to something that kills 23 animals things an efficient way we still end up with the same number. Regardless of the timeframe methods or techniques still 23 dead. Chimps are known killers.

When did I compare in terms of combat strategy? Obviously Chimps are known kilers (monkeys, other chimps) but none of that matters because it won't castrate a fukking 300 pound panda the same way it does to small monkeys other chimps and weak average human

 

[Hellmont]

Nikka talking about combat strategy lol. He was being dragged and panicked the whole time.
The chimp doesn't even know how to kill the panda before the panda kills it

 

[Hellmont]

A horned hippo

Was thinking of rhinos FUKK

 

[thashiek]

I'd even go as far as saying, since they are called Panda bears, that a bear of any kind vs a Chimp of the same size would be food for the Chimp.


EDIT: before someone quotes me, emphasis on the same size. Also, Sloth Bears might still give a chimp that work.

 

[FaTaL]

I’ve actually never seen a panda fight

 

[Hellmont]

Show me a video of a panda killing anything.
shyt even an insect or something.

PandaGang come take ur L

they slow as fukk tho breh

 

[---]

When did I compare in terms of combat strategy? Obviously Chimps are known kilers (monkeys, other chimps) but none of that matters because it won't castrate a fukking 300 pound panda the same way it does to small monkeys other chimps and weak average human

Breh you did compare or maybe that was to contrast which is still a comparison. Either way maybe the strategy combat on my part was a reach got that wrong but back to your point about the guy you brought up.

Only reason chimps didn't finish him off was a another cat came with a gun came and fired shots and hit them to make them go away. He also need some ridiculous amounts of surgery to survive. In the wild sorry but he would of died!

 

[James Gordon]

Panda they may be clumsy goofy but if a claw get on a chimp

 

[Vandelay]

Panda


This is Zangief vs. Blanca. My money is on Zangief.