2 mile long UFO 1.5 billion years old found on the moon and the pilot was a black woman

[Concerned Citizen]

Vid made a nikka midichlorians increase

 

[How Sway?]

This is just as bad as the poster who said humans were living hundreds of years

 

[newworldafro]

Reads like a Canibus rhyme, circa 2002.

 

[The Amerikkkan Idol]

Reads like a Canibus rhyme, circa 2002.

 

[Piff Perkins]

Can't wait for DJ Vlad to interview her.

"So you're billions of years old...so how old were you when you first heard Illmatic? You had to have been about 100 years old at the time or so, am I right?"

"Ok, you're driving the ship, you land on the moon. Did the police stop you?"

"So spaceship theft was your first felony, correct?"

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

Looks like anyone with an internet connection can sell you anything. Was watching that fukking video, seen better presentations on aliens in school...

 

[Mountain]

Let a woman drive your whip see it doing lunar flips

 

[HarlemHottie]

One of my old coworkers reported multiple sightings of cigar shaped ufos, that hover silently and travel at the speed of light in Nacagdoches, Texas so there could be some truth.

Weird cuz that actually did happen.

ʻOumuamua - Wikipedia

Discovery date: Oct 19, 2017, seven months after this post.

What else you heard, breh?

 

[T.H.E. Goat]

Never want to forget this thread

 

[Koba St]