$200k+ with a fake resume [resume in OP]

[Mr Hate Coffee]

Also for all those worried and scared.... you do realize this is done every single day. There are people paid big money to “improve” your resume. You got house moms putting down home duties on resumes and shyt. You got secretary’s and front desk people calling themselves “executive office management” and “executive assistant”. You got people who can type a report in word, suddenly writing “trained in ms office”

Resumes are all about fukkery. We have college directors being thrown out for lying about attending Harvard. CEO’s being fired when their past comes back up to bite them. People being told “just add the keywords from the classified ad, into your resume, and they’ll call you in”

You better quit with this color in between the lines bullshyt. The world is hustling and moving and shaking and rotating out here. You better get in where you fit in and get what you can

College coaches doing it too. Remember this:

Notre Dame Coach Resigns After 5 Days and a Few Lies

Five days after naming George O'Leary its new head football coach, the University of Notre Dame announced today that O'Leary had resigned suddenly after admitting to falsifying parts of his academic and athletic background.

For two decades, O'Leary, 55, formerly the coach at Georgia Tech, exaggerated his accomplishments as a football player at the University of New Hampshire and falsely claimed to have earned a master's degree in education from New York University. Those misstatements followed him on biographical documents from one coaching position to another until finally reaching Notre Dame, one of the most coveted and scrutinized jobs in college football.

O'Leary's undoing and the university's humiliation took place in a matter of days, beginning with a series of telephone calls placed this week by The Union Leader in Manchester, N.H., a newspaper trying to report a feature article on O'Leary. What it discovered was that former coaches and players at the University of New Hampshire could not remember O'Leary playing there, even though biographical information in various media guides at teams he later coached claimed he had earned varsity letters there from 1966 to 1968.

When Notre Dame officials contacted O'Leary, he admitted the inaccuracies first about his playing career, then about the master's degree. Both he and university officials agreed he should resign, and in a span of 36 hours O'Leary tumbled from the high point of his career.

The audacity of cacs.

dat white privilege.

 

[DirtyMoney]

Why dont you quit while you still ahead..and what would be the actual repercussions if you got made?

I don’t know about the repercussions and caring about them, I do not. Why doesn’t the corporate world stop exploiting people ? Why don’t the govt stop taxing us in every damn thing lol. Y’all love playing by the rules that don’t let you win, I made my own rules and won. Don’t get it twisted, I work had NOW, before I DIDNT and COULDNT cos I didn’t know shyt

 

[DirtyMoney]

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Dozens I am sure however Taleo is the number source and its not even close......they lead over 50% of all employer recruitment in the top Fortune 100/500/1000 companies my dude, the rest of the top 50 sources don't match their business combined...

And Taleo is just the example I used, my main point was there is no getting around the HR aspect which their isn't. .........not saying your completely full of shyt.......just that its not likely any company giving out that salary is not going to do a very through bg check as that usually comes with big money responsibility............now for a job that maybe much less.....perhaps.......which leads me to believe that you are embellishing quite a bit my dude........

How are you telling the guy who pulled the move what does and doesn’t work? Taleo or no Taleo I done did it. Give me the top 50 companies using Taleo, I’ll make a fake resume and post a screenshot of my interview confirmation

 

[Hijo de luna]

Why dont you quit while you still ahead..and what would be the actual repercussions if you got made?

I bet most managers don't report it because it would call their hiring ability into question.

 

[NoChillJones]

How are you telling the guy who pulled the move what does and doesn’t work? Taleo or no Taleo I done did it. Give me the top 50 companies using Taleo, I’ll make a fake resume and post a screenshot of my interview confirmation

The fact your actually this dense to not understand what I am saying further leads me to believe you are full of shyt. And to be clear I am not disputing your ability to get a good or even great job(your not exactly breaking the mode there breh), however what I am disputing is your stated pay grade considering the depths that I know MOST solidified companies don't just wager their higer payer positions on some "good enough" qualifications, they often go through leaps and bounds to insure the person they hire is on the up and up.

But perhaps you did......if that be the case, great.........just adding again COMMON SENSE to your non logical statements........

 

[DirtyMoney]

The fact your actually this dense to not understand what I am saying further leads me to believe you are full of shyt. And to be clear I am not disputing your ability to get a good or even great job(your not exactly breaking the mode there breh), however what I am disputing is your stated pay grade considering the depths that I know MOST solidified companies don't just wager their higer payer positions on some "good enough" qualifications, they often go through leaps and bounds to insure the person they hire is on the up and up.

But perhaps you did......if that be the case, great.........just adding again COMMON SENSE to your non logical statements........

My field isn’t traditionally in regards to pay. Dude writing content on websites get paid $750 a day, we have influencers we pay $5k For 4 IG posts. Y’all so lost, you don’t get how marketing pays stupid money for dumb shyt. Hell most of my C level execs only got there due to tenure. Being in nonthreatening and humble, they school me extensively how to move now I’m where I am. However Taleo hasn’t held me back to my knowledge, I’ve never applied and been exposed due to taleo unless I don’t know due to being flagged and not getting an interview

 

[Voice of Reason]

How are you telling the guy who pulled the move what does and doesn’t work? Taleo or no Taleo I done did it. Give me the top 50 companies using Taleo, I’ll make a fake resume and post a screenshot of my interview confirmation

Great idea for a thread



I would to see that done

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

Myyyyyyyy nikka

 

[mortuus est]

dirtymoney came out the womb a scammer , i say that respectfully , i am a capitalist.

 

[null]

My field isn’t traditionally in regards to pay. Dude writing content on websites get paid $750 a day, we have influencers we pay $5k For 4 IG posts. Y’all so lost, you don’t get how marketing pays stupid money for dumb shyt. Hell most of my C level execs only got there due to tenure. Being in nonthreatening and humble, they school me extensively how to move now I’m where I am. However Taleo hasn’t held me back to my knowledge, I’ve never applied and been exposed due to taleo unless I don’t know due to being flagged and not getting an interview

The main qualification right there.

 

[XannyWarbucks]

1. Sue me ok. Will I pay them
2. Changed my name so they’d be suing an alias (although my tax info is legit I changed my name).

I remember I got into my HR room at one of my jobs, and deadass erased my resume from their files. When they asked for my Social told them I would bring it, and would always “forget”.

 

[DirtyMoney]

dirtymoney came out the womb a scammer , i say that respectfully , i am a capitalist.

NO I’m not opportunist. No scam. I couldn’t get what I wanted following the rules, I made a play and stacked plays on plays

 

[Maude]

Teach me the hustle.

 

[horizon]

95% of these same nikkas cosigning this will be in the next thread complaining that women have it too easy, all they have to do is make an instagram

 

[#1 pick]

This ain't worth it. It always comes back to bite you, word to Coach Price from Washington State University