2013 - Official College Football Random Thoughts thread

[RammerJammer]

They've got a serious chess match going since Malzahn joined Auburn. Auburn was an obviously inferior team in '09 and they still had a chance in the 4th.

He's won every chess match since he's been at Bama, with Petrino, Sumlin, and Meyer, but damn Malzahn might be the roughest.

 

[AVXL]

@AVXL vs. @Ed MOTHERfukkING G

Sending Grandpa Ed back to the retirement home...the shyt talking would be EPIC . Avi bets, Coli cash, rep & pride all on the line

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Sending Grandpa Ed back to the retirement home...the shyt talking would be EPIC . Avi bets, Coli cash, rep & pride all on the line

fukk around and i'll get you locked up georgia boy

My ATL center of influence is deep

 

[AVXL]

fukk around and i'll get you locked up georgia boy

My ATL center of influence is deep

I'd be careful if I were you Gramps

My girl's got family in & around the Seattle area and they all got military backgrounds. We could go to war LITERALLY breh all I gotta do is say the word

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

fukk around and i'll get you locked up georgia boy

My ATL center of influence is deep

I'd be careful if I were you Gramps

My girl's got family in & around the Seattle area and they all got military backgrounds. We could go to war LITERALLY breh all I gotta do is say the word

Please god let this matchup happen

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

I'd be careful if I were you Gramps

My girl's got family in & around the Seattle area and they all got military backgrounds. We could go to war LITERALLY breh all I gotta do is say the word

me live in fear? I'll geotag and foursquare my entire life that week..fukk i look like being shook of your anemic family. I got sig sauer power if they wanna play games BREH

 

[AVXL]

me live in fear? I'll geotag and foursquare my entire life that week..fukk i look like being shook of your anemic family. I got sig sauer power if they wanna play games BREH

That week?

nikka you gon hear a knock at ya door & that's that. You really think I'm gon give you time to prepare & get ya life in order?

Gramps finally gettin sent to the Big House in the sky

 

[The ADD]

Please god let this matchup happen

It's highly likely at this point

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

That week?

nikka you gon hear a knock at ya door & that's that. You really think I'm gon give you time to prepare & get ya life in order?

Gramps finally gettin sent to the Big House in the sky

If they out here they probably know me and wouldnt put in work for a dumb slackjawed hillbilly skoal pouch motherfukker like you

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Oh and tell o girl to get rid of that tramp stamp...the surgery is cheap now.

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

Please god let this matchup happen

co-sign the shyt talking will be

 

[MMS]

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2013/12/hayden_15_claims_to_have_taken.html

the first comment got me laughing i cant front

 

[nomoreneveragain]

Some of these Bowl Projections are

Clemson and Michigan State getting rewarded for finishing 2nd place with 2 losses makes no sense. fukk Confrence Tie-ins. Rather see Alabama/Stanford in the Rose Bowl.

Clemson isn't even the best team in there own State. Much Rather see a Big 12 Team with 1 loss get an at Large Bid.

Tell NIU to ... If this was BYU, Boise, TCU (Pre Big12) or Utah (Pre Pac 10) it be understandable. Pollsters need to do the right thing and leave them off there polls so they don't get a top 12 spot.

 

[Silkk]

Some of these Bowl Projections are

Clemson and Michigan State getting rewarded for finishing 2nd place with 2 losses makes no sense. fukk Confrence Tie-ins. Rather see Alabama/Stanford in the Rose Bowl.

Clemson isn't even the best team in there own State. Much Rather see a Big 12 Team with 1 loss get an at Large Bid.

Tell NIU to ... If this was BYU, Boise, TCU (Pre Big12) or Utah (Pre Pac 10) it be understandable. Pollsters need to do the right thing and leave them off there polls so they don't get a top 12 spot.

link?

 

[MoneyTron]

http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2013/12/3/5165014/nsfw-its-meltdown-time-bama-saban-auburn-iron-bowl


Bama fans are some of the WOATs.

Im done with these trash ass running backs. Graduate and GTFO

Six million a year for this

hat's the point in even hoping for an undefeated season anymore? All Bama does is win 11 games each year only to lose a game in November. Then they have to rely on other teams to lose just so they can play for a national championship. Luck has been on Bama's side during this "dynasty" and finally it's catching up. The coach that the UA pays millions of dollars for is, to put it lightly, a p*ssy. He bytches about the HUNH because he's "concerned about player safety". When in actuality he's afraid because it completely destroys his precious defense. All the 5* & 4* DBs, LBs, OL, DL, RBs, QBs & WRs aren't going to help when the game comes down to kicking FGs & your team always has the least clutch kickers in CFB. It's also not going to help when you run the ball on 3rd and short to get 0 yards & then try the same thing again hoping to catch the defense off guard. It's easy to blame the K or the Defense. When it's actually the coach & his staff. Maybe next year they'll go undefeated. More than likely they'll finish 11-1 though. It's their trademark, their MO, now. Instead of "Never Again"; it should be "Same shyt, Different Year".

WOAT fans.

No, *ubarn's luck started long before Updyke killed their god. The only logical explanation is they have to be sacrificing goats in their little hillbilly town because no other team in the history of all of sports is as lucky as they are and has been as lucky as they have. I became an Alabama fan in 2004. Based on what I've seen out of the barn, 9 times out of every ten *ubarn games, every ball bounces their way, every call goes their way, the injury bug is in their favor, and if it's a tight game going into the 4th, hang it up because your skill and athleticism cannot compete with their magic. It's mystifying to say the least.

Okay, this time I'm really going to stick my head in the oven. Bye.

McCarron is trash.

fukk YOU SO MUCH CADE FOSTER, SO fukkING MUCH

fukk YOU CADE FOSTER. fukk YOU OFFENSIVE LINE. AND ESPECIALLY fukk YOU CYRUS JONES FOR NOT COVERING YOUR ASSIGNMENT.

I may never have another erection...

How spoiled and inconsiderate can one fanbase be?