2014 Official Random College Football Thread

[Rigby.]

If Jameis gets out of college without the student equivalent of the death penalty

Winston won't be suspended though.

 

[Rigby.]

Seriously amazing a black "brother" could beat all these cases in today's world

FSU got to have the most power out of any university out there right now

 

[MikelArteta]

so in 2014 in college football how do you protect yourself. assume you're a starter for a big 5 conference team who is on a network at least 3 times a year

• Don't take anything anyone offers you ever regardless of how small. I legtimiately mean don't take an extra small fries or a large popcorn when you order a medium
• don't drink ever*
• don't smoke ever [ANY thing]
• don't break up with a girl you're dating until you graduate
• don't be seen with a girl you're not dating REGARDLESS of what you're doing
• another option is to not DATE at all
• if you choose to date, make sure she actually exists
• don't be in the same room as another woman by yourself even if they're your assigned tutor
• don't be in the same room as a woman and another man who are involved with each other AT ALL IN ANY WAY
• don't swear*
• don't drive fast
• don't fail tests
• don't cheat on tests
• don't cheat on your homework
  • regardless of what is exchanged for the above acts
• don't sign autographs
• don't take money for signing authograph
• don't party at other schools*
• don't party*
• don't do interviews unless you have to do the interview and then say that you're focusing on next week and ready to play to the best of your ability THATS IT
  • ask your coach to join you [SIT NEXT TO YOU] in all of these interviews
• don't have twitter
• don't have IG
• don't have vine
• don't have snapchat
• don't post youtube comments
• don't talk about your coach
• don't talk about THEIR coach
• don't get tattoos*
• don't get a job
• don't have money*

* does not apply to all athletes

did i miss anything?

 

[MikelArteta]

I always say that college/football is archaic in teh way that you have to be 3 years removed from hs to play in the nfl.

There should be exemptions, like have to present your case through a panel, if you win certain awards or dominate in certain areas that you can be forego. Ah well.

 

[MikelArteta]

NCAA is a joke, if i was a college player you damn right i'd be taking some money. It's fnny how they only go after certain schools, I remember that cnnsi or was it yahoo sports big exposure on oklahoma state, had like 20 former players admitting to taking money yet snothing came off it.

On every team in football there are gys taking money and hell I don't blame them

 

[Big Boss]

Stanford should win

 

[BonafideDefacto]

You know shyt is real when we come out in the all black


Oh shyt my nikka B Sanders Jr is finally getting that start


Typical ass Stanford
fukking up in the RedZone


When will it stop
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[Big Boss]

so in 2014 in college football how do you protect yourself. assume you're a starter for a big 5 conference team who is on a network at least 3 times a year

• Don't take anything anyone offers you ever regardless of how small. I legtimiately mean don't take an extra small fries or a large popcorn when you order a medium
• don't drink ever*
• don't smoke ever [ANY thing]
• don't break up with a girl you're dating until you graduate
• don't be seen with a girl you're not dating REGARDLESS of what you're doing
• another option is to not DATE at all
• if you choose to date, make sure she actually exists
• don't be in the same room as another woman by yourself even if they're your assigned tutor
• don't be in the same room as a woman and another man who are involved with each other AT ALL IN ANY WAY
• don't swear*
• don't drive fast
• don't fail tests
• don't cheat on tests
• don't cheat on your homework
  • regardless of what is exchanged for the above acts
• don't sign autographs
• don't take money for signing authograph
• don't party at other schools*
• don't party*
• don't do interviews unless you have to do the interview and then say that you're focusing on next week and ready to play to the best of your ability THATS IT
  • ask your coach to join you [SIT NEXT TO YOU] in all of these interviews
• don't have twitter
• don't have IG
• don't have vine
• don't have snapchat
• don't post youtube comments
• don't talk about your coach
• don't talk about THEIR coach
• don't get tattoos*
• don't get a job
• don't have money*

* does not apply to all athletes

did i miss anything?

 

[Black]

Seriously amazing a black "brother" could beat all these cases in today's world

FSU got to have the most power out of any university out there right now

cac

 

[jadillac]

Twitter found the dude that snitched
He owned a memorabilia store in Rome, Ga

Rome Georgia, only 1 important person ever from there

 

[MikelArteta]

Stanford should win

they should, i think its going to be close
evne though its 17-7

stanford is great against the run but washington state doesnt run

if ht eoline holds up holliday will chew em up

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

These muthafukkas young....just won't let this shyt go

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2014/10/1...er-tallahassee-justice.html?hp&_r=1&referrer=

 

[Konnan]

Rome Georgia, only 1 important person ever from there

I remember being young and riding thru there and saying t o myself wow what a shyt hole of a town

I don't know if it has changed but the place just seemed like a miserable place to live

 

[JBoy]

so Auburn is really staying in Tuscaloosa tonight, not sure that is a good idea...

 

[mozichrome]

dude that snitched better have gotten the hell outta georgia for a bit
but u know its college football fans every where with cameras and have read this popular story. 1 pic is all it takes to reveal his location