2019 Coli Analytics Awards - Top Dapped Posts of All Time

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In the previous 2019 Coli Analytics thread I showed the top dapped post of 2019 (444 and counting)

Chris Cool said:
:dead: nikka looking like

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Now we will highlight the top dapped posts in theColi history many of which have been almost forgotten:

#1 - with 1,835 daps is @Blake Piffin expose of the real life person (?) behind the :dahell: smilie

https://www.thecoli.com/posts/15148663/
Someone I know told me he worked with him in Orlando :ohhh:

I didnt believe him but then he sent me these pictures :ehh:





older pictures from the time the Legend of :dahell: was made








Update:

:dahell: is a Dental Assistant :wow:


imagine chilling at the dentist's with your eyes closed




and suddenly the doctor calls his assistant.... you open your eyes and there he is


















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#2 with 752 daps is @Mephistopheles creative interpretation of Jay Z's rage at Tidal
https://www.thecoli.com/posts/13078649/

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#3 with 639 daps is @Buckeye Fever experiencing getting involved in a 6th grade basketball game

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https://www.thecoli.com/threads/was...day-and-both-teams-only-had-4-players.156795/

So they asked the crowd if 2 adults wanted to play to make it 5 on 5:banderas:

I threw my jacket off and ran down the bleachers. Then some white guy volunteered to play for the opposing team.

I honestly went in there with the intent to not shoot and just set the kids up to score. But them nikkaz was down 23-4 after the 1st quarter. After that, I just started isolating and takin kids to the hoop. I scored 32 pts in the 2nd quarter. I was in that zone the greats talk about. I would hear parents in the crowd yelling "PASS THE DAMN BALL:bryan:" I paid that shyt no mind though. And on the last possession of the game one of the kids on my team had a chance to take the ball to the hoop for an easy layup, but i caught up with him at the free throw line, stopped him like :whoa:, pointed at the scoreboard and told him to just dribble it out

We ended up winnin the game 97-59.

I doubt i even go to anymore games if I have to sit in the crowd with them angry ass parents.

I know I was wrong, but when I stepped on that court and saw them lights, I had to get my shyt off. I was cut from my high school team and I never really got over that.
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#6 and final is the sad obituary of ex-member @DreadHead by @R.O. Double
https://www.thecoli.com/posts/21438550/
I'm friends with him on facebook and realized I haven't seen him post in a while.

I went to his page to see what's up and seen that he passed away on September 28. :snoop:


Rest Easy homie. :rip:





March 3, 1987 – September 28, 2016
Mr. Kirin Jarell "Fuda" Gill, 29, of 786 Midway Rd, Statesville, was born March 3, 1987 in Jersey City, New Jersey to Calvin Gill Jr., and Venessa Smith Gill. The Lord quietly took his hand on Wednesday morning, September 28, 2016 at his residence. He was preceded in death by a son Shakur Jarell Gill; and a brother, Calvin Tyrone Gill.

Mr. Gill was a graduate of West Iredell High School and was employed by Kewaunee Scientific Corp. as a Forklift Operator. He was a member of the United States Navy and received the Navy Good Conduct Medal, National Defense Service Medal, Global War On Terrorism Service Medal, Global War On Terrorism Expeditionary Medal and two Sea Service Deployment Ribbons.

In addition to his parents, Calvin and Venessa Gill, he leaves to cherish the memory of his life a brother, Jermaine Eric Bethea (Shonda) of Marietta, GA; three sisters, Temeika Outley (Willie, Jr.), Taura Monique Bethea of Modesto, CA, and Andrea Joyce Gill of Jersey City, NJ; and a host of nieces, nephews, aunts, uncles, cousins, other relatives, neighbors and friends.

Celebration of Life Services for Mr. Kirin Jarell Gill will be conducted Tuesday, October 4th, 2016, at 11:30 a.m. at Horizon Church, Statesville, NC. Mr. Gill will remain at Rutledge and Bigham Funeral Home until taken to the church at 10:00 a.m. to lie in state. Burial will follow in the National Cemetery, Salisbury, NC. Members of the family will receive friends at the church on Tuesday, October 4th, 2016, from 10:30 a.m. - 11:30 a.m.

Rutledge and Bigham Mortuary, is serving the Gill family.

Link: Kirin Jarell Gill Obituary | STATESVILLE, NC


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Unfortunately, this thread is more of a sobering reminder of just how far this site has fallen off,
and of how little the people responsible for the fall even care about the site- than it is a fun thread. It’s crazy looking at those quotes and reading a few of the replies and seeing how much carefree fun we had, and then to look at things now how they are today. Stripped of all the features that made the forum stand out amongst all other forums, stopped having contests and giveaways, stopped doing POTY/WPOTY(bk n cook used to do the threads now we do them ourselves).

Great thread premise, this thread, but it’s hard to be jolly because of how much it just reminds you of how far this place has fallen.

I lose a lil respect for @Brooklynzson for this, and for not at least handing the reigns over to someone who actually gives a f*ck. I even made a thread offering to financially sponsor whatever efforts it would take to get our homepage and plethora of other features back up and running. Thread flopped horrifically, and with nary a reply from either “owner”.
 
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