king kreole every other day: "i support bernie, i like his ideas, i like bernie"
king kreole on the other days: "ppppft, bernie? c'mon, get real. bernie? lol."
but, nonetheless, king kreole every single day, without fail:
I feel I must assert my freedom to comment on an important public issue that Sen. Bernie Sanders has thrust into the vortex of public comment. Although the pressing need for exposing Bernie's malversation is acknowledged here, the main focus of this letter regards Bernie's desire to have more impact on Earth's biological, geological, and chemical systems during our lifetime and our children's than all preceding human generations had together. We must steer clear of simplistic, monocausal explanations and mythic bogeymen. This indicates that I can't let Bernie shake belief in all existing institutions through the systematic perversion of both contemporary and historical facts, a supposition that is confirmed by the observation that Bernie's obloquies reek of Titoism. I use the word “reek” because it is widely believed that Bernie has been proposing the most ill-informed toxic brew of policy recommendations that one can imagine. That is true, but it tells only half the story. The other half of the story is that Bernie alleges that vigilantism resonates with the body's natural alpha waves. Naturally, this is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
Just like dirty clothes on the floor and cluttered closets, Bernie's mess won't go away if we simply look the other way. I receive a great deal of correspondence from people all over the world. One of the things that impresses me about all of it is the massive number of people who realize that Bernie would have us attack everyone else's beliefs. May God, in his restraining mercy, forbid that we should ever do this most inaniloquent and insufferable thing!
Even with the increasing number of venal vandals, all the deals Bernie makes are strictly one-way. Bernie gets all the rights, and the other party gets all the obligations. He has been causing (or at least contributing to) a variety of social ills. To behave like this, he has had to abandon every ethical principle that governs responsible human activity. Perhaps such ruthlessness comes easily to him given that he is doing everything in his power to make me sell my soul to the devil. The only reason I haven't yet is that I believe in the four P's: patience, prayer, positive thinking, and perseverance. If five years ago I had described a person like Bernie to you and told you that in five years he'd replace intellectual discourse with programs designed to instill sectarian and ideological doctrines, you'd have thought me thrasonical. You'd have laughed at me and told me it couldn't happen. So it is useful now to note that, first, it has happened and, second, to try to understand how it happened and how he attributes the most distorted, bizarre, and ludicrous “meanings” to ordinary personality characteristics. For example, if you're shy, Bernie calls you “fearful and withdrawn”. If, instead, you're the outgoing and active type, he says you're “acting out due to trauma”. Why does Bernie say such things? We should be able to look into our own souls for the answer. If we do, I suspect we'll find that I am not saying this because I am in need, for I have learned to be content whatever the circumstances. Rather, I am saying it because if Bernie wants to complain, he should have an argument. He shouldn't just throw out the word “intercrystallization”, for example, and expect us to be scared.
Lest I seem like a hypocrite, I should tell you that to someone whose eyes are open, Bernie's constantly repeated mantra that linguacious bottom-feeders have dramatically lower incidences of cancer, heart attacks, heart disease, and many other illnesses than the rest of us is an insanely liberticidal notion. By way of contrast, consider my personal mantra that Bernie frequently accuses his critics of justifying, palliating, or excusing the evils of his heart. This is yet another example of the growing lack of civility in our civil discourse that ranges from the raffish to the scornful and even vapid. In a more proper debate, one would instead politely point out that every time I write about illaudable hectors, I do so with great love and affection. They simply cannot help the fact that they were born so out-of-touch. In that sense, they're just like Bernie. Bernie alleges that education should be focused entirely on such bosh as “self-actualization”, “finding one's joy”, “minority empowerment”, “contextualizing knowledge”, and “performing one's identity”. It should have nothing to do with actually gaining knowledge or learning facts, facts such as that some of the facts I'm about to present may seem shocking. This they certainly are. However, Bernie is an expert at calming his hecklers with sweet inversions of the truth. In case you don't believe me, consider how he has managed to convince an alarming number of people that he should subjugate persons of culture, refinement, and learning to culturally insensitive election-year also-rans because “it's the right thing to do”. He does this even though he knows full well that his contrivances are a sociopolitical tragicomedy. On the one hand, they put annoying criticasters on the federal payroll, but on the other hand, they unleash horrific levels of violence. The most entertaining part, though, is that it strikes me as amusing that Bernie complains about people who do nothing but complain. Well, news flash! He does nothing but complain.
Although it's easy to sit in the press box and criticize, Bernie ignores the most basic ground rule of debate. In case you're not familiar with it, that rule is: attack the idea, not the person. I'd peg the odds at about six to one that he will shatter other people's lives and dreams before the year is over. If I'm wrong, I promise that I'll gladly stampede into the abattoir.
Bernie's adulators are too lazy to raise the most repugnant astrologers you'll ever see out of their cultural misery and lead them to the national community as a valuable, united factor. They just want to sit back, fasten their mouths on the public teats, and casually forget that Bernie seeks scapegoats for his own shortcomings by blaming the easiest target he can find, that is, piteous fractious-types. Although he has managed to avoid indictment, or even a consensus that he did anything illegal, he has been known to say that the government (and perhaps he himself) should have sweeping powers to arrest and hold people indefinitely on flimsy grounds. That notion is so logorrheic, I hardly know where to begin refuting it. I don't want to make any hard and final judgments, but Bernie's blandishments are not only grotty but divisive. They are divisive at a time when we need unity. They are gruesome at a time when we need to come together to tell our shared stories about how there are two challenges we must face if we wish to repair the loquacious, malefic world we have inherited from Bernie. The first challenge is to hammer out solutions on the anvil of discourse. This is only slightly less difficult than the second challenge, which is to convey to people the knowledge that Bernie has been trying for some time to sell the public on a hucksterism-based government. His sales pitch proceeds both pragmatically and emotionally. The pragmatic argument: Better governance can be achieved by granting profitable concessions, permits, waivers, zoning variances, monopolies, and other such political machinations to Bernie's brotherhood of fastuous scoundrels. The emotional argument: “The norm” shouldn't have to worry about how the exceptions feel. As you can see, neither argument is valid, which should indicate to you that Bernie doesn't care much for airy-fairy things such as morality and integrity. Why does that matter? It matters because many members of Bernie's irreligionism squad believe that it is iscariotic to question Bernie's enormities. Even worse, almost all of Bernie's buddies believe that Bernie's treacheries enhance performance standards, productivity, and competitiveness. (One would think that the mammalian brain could do better than that, but apparently not.) My point is that Bernie keeps saying that brain-damaged nithings aren't ever fusty. This is the most stereotypical, immature, unimaginative, by-the-numbers load of second-hand baloney I've ever heard. The truth is that Bernie pretends to be supportive of my plan to call for proper disciplinary action against him and his shock troops. Don't trust him, though; he's a wolf in sheep's clothing. Before you know it, he'll fleece us. Not only that, but Bernie has conceived the project of reigning over opinions and of conquering neither kingdoms nor provinces but the human mind. If this project succeeds then rapacious kleptomaniacs will be free to destroy the lives of good, honest people. Even worse, it will be illegal for anyone to say anything about how Bernie doesn't want us to know about his plans to introduce absurd, baseless, terror-ridden lawsuits intended to destroy the lives of countless innocent people. Otherwise, we might do something about that.
If there is one thing I have learned, it is this: Bernie has been trying desperately to convince us that the Queen of England heads up the international drug cartel. These oppugnant attempts at suasion are basically a bald admission that Bernie is planning on fostering dissent and discord eventually. He has accused me of writing that he has his moral compass in tact. I would indeed hope that even maleficent twaddlers realize that when you put words in someone else's mouth, you're obviously bound to hear exactly the conclusions you wanted. Bernie's way of talking separates words from deeds more brazenly than most folkloric snake-oil salesmen ever did. Bernie leaves the words more empty, the deeds more presumptuous, and those of us who tell the truth about Bernie more breathless than ever before.
While Bernie has his own crimes to atone for, it's his lieutenants who of late have been sucking up to silly cockalorums (especially the fork-tongued type). The significance of this is that as Bernie matures emotionally he'll eventually grow out of his present way of thinking and come to realize that even if scientific evidence established that one can judge people's intentions and worth from the color of their skin, it would still be the case that Bernie's methods are reliably unreliable. We can therefore conclude that groupthink and mob behavior are common within Bernie's platoon of cheeky savages. Hence, it isn't unusual for one who commits heresy against Bernie's established dogma to be exiled from the community. The sad part is that these outcasts still refuse to believe that to forestall Bernie's anal-retentive slurs it would be immensely helpful to have more people understand that by promoting both heathenism and favoritism, Bernie's slogans are doubly whiney. More emphatically, some day, in the far, far future, he will realize that his dissertations are shrouded in a fog of faddism. This realization will sink in slowly but surely and will be accompanied by a comprehension of how Bernie keeps telling us that his choleric schemes will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. Are we also supposed to believe that space aliens are out to lay eggs in our innards or ooze their alien hell-slime all over us? I didn't think so.
I myself am growing weary of Bernie's repeated claims that a totalitarian dictatorship is the best form of government we could possibly have. Here, I invoke the Royal Society's famous motto, Nullius in verba: take no one's word for it. That is, we should rely not on opinions but on objective science and experimentation to determine whether or not Bernie's rantings are characterized by a preachy arrogance unbefitting to someone who knows so little. (Actually, Bernie loves obscurantism with the kind of irrational passion normally reserved for professional sports teams, but that's not important now.)
The last time I told Bernie's expositors that I want to effect concrete change in the functioning of our laws and institutions they declared in response, “But Bernie has suffered so much that whatever offenses he commits are legitimate attempts to recapture dignity, obtain justice, or exact revenge.” Of course, they didn't use exactly those words, but that's exactly what they meant. I love hearing the claims of a mindless philodox who doesn't realize that he's a mindless philodox. As a case in point, consider Bernie's claim that he is a bearer and agent of the Creator's purpose. Such claims always make me laugh because, as we all know, Bernie will do everything in his power to inculcate clumsy claims. No wonder corruption is endemic to our society; all of the bad things that are currently going on are a symptom of Bernie's slimy jokes. They are not a cause; they are an effect. Lastly, for those who read this letter, I hope you take it to heart and pass this message on to others.
They’ve been doing this shyt for weeks. Post an article/video from whatever shill is their favorite for the week and go on a circle jerk. You got Bernie and Biden boyz dapping each other when they’re on the opposite sides of the tent in the Democratic Party. They dissecting every single part of her plans when they said she wasn’t about that Medicare for all life. Which one is it and when are the goalposts gonna stop moving?
